DUmmie FUnnies 07-10-07 (DUmmies Hail RFK, Jr As One Of Their Own)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 10, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[COBOL2Java]

I have never heard RFKjr speak, how does his voice sound?

Remember Wavy Gravy at Woodstock?

[mikrofon]

DU == More Miserables

[mikrofon]

Better branded a "Lying Flat Earther" than being a Fat Live Earther...

[txroadkill]

So yesterday, my 10 year old daughter and I went to the grocery store. As we were coming out with our groceries, us and several other shoppers were waiting to for the driveway in front of the store to clear so we could get to the parking lot. Just as we all started across the "crosswalk" some guy in a pea green Ford Escape Hybrid came speeding into the crosswalk. We all backed out of his way and then after he passed we all proceeded into the crosswalk again.

Apparently the guy saw a parking spot he wanted in the isle that was in front of the crosswalk and stopped, threw the car in reverse, and started backing into the crosswalk at a high rate of speed. I had to yank my daughter out of the way while the rest of the customers fled the crosswalk. The guy's license plate was "B GRN" and had a "Gore 08" bumper sticker.

The guy was pretty shocked when I kicked his back bumper and explained in a very loud and colorful way why being concerned about hurting humans was more important than being concerned about hurting the planet. I then explained to him how that he was in Texas and that everything about that car translated to Texan as "please kick my ass". The guy decided to go elsewhere to do his shopping, not so much from me yelling at him, but because of the large crowd that was standing behind me ready to prove me right. I'm sorry that my daughter had to witness me not being a "compassionate conservative", but sometimes stupidity has to be pointed out and acted on.

[dirtbiker]

These typical DUmmie remarks remind me of my youthful HIGHSCHOOL silly, uninformed ideology just before I cast my first presidential vote for Jimmy Carter.

I was fortunate enough to be 17 when "Massa Jimmah" was elected.

I was much more mature when I cast my first presidential vote, for Reagan....

[dead]

If I recall correctly, RFK Jr. is the dumbass who opined that hurricane Katrina took a deliberate and calculated turn towards Mississippi to punish them for electing Haley Barbour as their governor.

Because he was RNC Chairman, he pushed for the policies that advanced global warming and caused the hurricane to come to life.

It was some sort of Frankenstein's monster seeking to destroy its creator, by killing a bunch of innocent Mississippians or something. Heroin effs up the mind.

[dirtbiker]

While those lapdogs have had their heads buried in the sphincters of their masters, they've missed all the demonstrations...

I miss those demonstrations, too. Musta been either real quick or real small....

[doorgunner69]

Furthermore, their lapdog media sycophants had better stop portraying us as a bunch of hedonistic vidiot types who are too comfortable to get out of our living rooms.

ROFLMAO!! Typed as he munched his pizza and took another bong hit......

There is just something so hilarious as these wimpy geeks getting all lathered up in their macho fantasies.

[Budge]

Of course, while little Bobby trashes corporations, no DUmmie would ever question where this "royal" (PITA) families wealth comes from.

[Gay State Conservative]

I wondered if this was the heroin kennedy. Man, that gene pool is at the bottom of the barrel.

No...he's *one* the heroin Kennedys.Here's a quick recap of the Kennedy spawn...off the top of my head.

RFK,Jr...heroin addicts

David Kennedy...died of a heroin OD

Joe Kennedy II...driver of a jeep that overturned,making one of the passengers a lifelong quadriplegic.

Michael Kennedy...was under investigation by Massachusetts prosecutors for having had sexual relation with his 14 year old babysitter when he died in a skiing "accident"

William Kennedy-Smith...rape

Micheal Skakil...murdered his teenage neighbor by thrusting the shaft of a golf club through her neck.

Rory Kennedy...married a convicted IRA terrorist.

Patrick "Patches" Kennedy...various violations of drug and motor vehicle laws.

[Budge]

Brava, Texas!!

[Lee'sGhost]

“If I recall correctly, RFK Jr. is the dumbass who opined that hurricane Katrina took a deliberate and calculated turn towards Mississippi to punish them for electing Haley Barbour as their governor.”

Did he really say that?

[dead]

Now we are all learning what it’s like to reap the whirlwind of fossil fuel dependence which Barbour and his cronies have encouraged. Our destructive addiction has given us a catastrophic war in the Middle East and--now--Katrina is giving our nation a glimpse of the climate chaos we are bequeathing our children.

In 1998, Republican icon Pat Robertson warned that hurricanes were likely to hit communities that offended God. Perhaps it was Barbour’s memo that caused Katrina, at the last moment, to spare New Orleans and save its worst flailings for the Mississippi coast.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., “For They That Sow the Wind Shall Reap the Whirlwind”

[Charles Henrickson]

Live Earth

Live Mirth.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., speaks.

When Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., speaks, DUmmies listen.

[Charles Henrickson]

swirling out of the void like a shower of blinding diamonds. . . .

Swerving off of the road like a Kennedy behind the wheel.

[Charles Henrickson]

got to get a draft Kennedy movement going.

"Got to get a draft." --Kennedy (going up to the bar)

[Paul Heinzman]

We should take down our "IMPEACH" signs and put up TREASON!! Gore/Kennedy 2008

"TREASON!! Gore/Kennedy 2008" sounds like a great campaign slogan. Good luck with that.

[Charles Henrickson]

WILL SEE YOU ON THE BARRICADES

Could be a bumper sticker on a Kennedy car.

[bert]

He’s going to hell, no doubt about it.

[Paul Heinzman]

With tears in my eyes, because my son was watching and listening to him just like I watched his father as a small child.

You used to watch your child's father speak as a small child. Lady, you're twisted!