DUmmie FUnnies 07-10-07 (DUmmies Hail RFK, Jr As One Of Their Own)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 10, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Check out this VIDEO of a crazed Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. ranting away against Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Glenn Beck at the Live Earth concert, accusing them of being "Lying Flat Earthers." This accusation comes from a supreme HYPOCRITE whose most notable achievement in life thus far has been being busted for heroin possession during an air flight. Of course, RFK, Jr is happy to stand up for all sorts of extreme environmental measures EXCEPT in his own backyard of Cape Cod where is is vigorously OPPOSED to the construction of wind farms offshore from the Kennedy compound (mansion). However, the extreme hypocritical looniness of RFK, Jr., who leaves a HUGE carbon footprint on the planet every time he flies off in his private jet to another of the environmental events, is highly appreciated in DUmmieland. In fact, the DUmmies are now correctly hailing RFK, Jr. as one of their own as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Live Earth: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., speaks." So let us now watch the induction of RFK, Jr. as a real DUmmie in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, assuring everybody that he has never indulged in anything stronger than rum on the rocks during an air flight, is in the [brackets]:

Live Earth: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., speaks.

[Live Earth: Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., rants.]

Thank you!!! This is what I was waiting for. And every word he spoke was worth the wait.

[Thank you!!! This is what I was waiting for. A celeb as LOONEY as we are. It was worth the wait.]

Thanks! I love to hear Bobby speak!

[I love to hear Bobby hypocrisy.]

Yes as brilliant as the stars....still mesmerized... and suddenly along comes the best of all worlds swirling out of the void like a shower of blinding diamonds....got to get a draft Kennedy movement going. Right now this man is Americas' greatest star and one to pin our hopes on. ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT SPEECHES I HAVE EVER HEARD. "WILL SEE YOU ON THE BARRICADES" big choke up here.

[SEE YOU ON THE BARRICADES. BYOH (Bring Your Own Heroin).

I love him! He speaks the truth. TREASON! I love it! It's time we start treating the politicians up in Washington that deny global warming as TRAITORS!

[FREE SPEECH! I hate it! It's time we start arresting those who exercise it.]

We should take down our "IMPEACH" signs and put up TREASON!! Gore/Kennedy 2008

[Gore could hide Kennedy's heroin stash inside his prothetic crotch enhancer.]

These guys are simple criminals and have been since the 2000 election. They have compounded it by the Iraq war - now they should face the death penalty.

[And don't forget the death penalty for the Global Warming Deniers.]

I would so support this man for president of this floundering nation. He so speaks so much truth to power.

[Congrats on posting the first "speak truth to power" cliché on this thread.]

RFK Jr is Presidential. Maybe we could have our own "shadow government". Gore, RFK Jr., Kucinich, Ron Paul, fun to play with anyway. One can dream...

[...in the DUmmie Zone on the other side of the Dimensional Door.]

It's so refreshing to hear a principled person who truly understands the bigger picture of the environmental cause.

[A principled person who preaches conservation while leaving a huge carbon footprint by flying around the world on a private jet. I guess since his embarrassing experience flying commercial, RFK, Jr. prefers the privacy of a Gulfstream.]

Mafia on Steriods.

[Kennedy on Herion.]

He really pulled no punches! This is the first time in a long time where I knew that the public figure speaking, was speaking his own mind, no filters applied. Gripping. And very important. I especially like that he called out the lying scientists whose opinions are bought and paid for.

[You don't listen to RFK, Jr. on Err America? You know the expression, "He has a face made for radio?" In the case of RFK, Jr. he has the face, but not the voice, made for radio. WORST voice ever. PAINFUL to listen to.]

I never get chills when I hear someone speak...this clip is an exception

[A voice as pleasant as fingernails scratching a blackboard.]

Bobby has a problem with public speaking, as he had some severe asthma years back, and it affected his speaking voice.

[A small tip of the DUmmie hat towards reality. Oh, and a heroin overdose sure doesn't help the vocal chords.]

We must have incurred some heavy karma debt somewhere along the way. I feel like the poor kid whopasses in front of the window of a pastry shop, sees his favorite cake, and doesn't have a cent in his pocket.

[If it makes you feel better, I'll give you a karmatic kickback the next time you pass by my pastry shop window.]

Speaking truth to power, and I was there... With tears in my eyes, because my son was watching and listening to him just like I watched his father as a small child.

[Congrats on winning the Silver Medal for coming in second in the "speak truth to power" cliché category on this thread.]

Imagine the magic of having a Kennedy in the WH especially this one who is not only hansom and charismatic but brilliant and right on the important issues. I could go for this man in a heartbeat should he announce...most of the rest are lightweights compared to this smart very savvy man.

[You forgot to praise his mellifluous voice.]

I will see ALL OF YOU on the Barricades!

WE THE PEOPLE HAVE A MANDATE. WE THE PEOPLE HAVE A VOICE. WE THE PEOPLE ARE IN THE FIRST THROES OF A NEW REVOLUTION.

I DO NOT ACCEPT the current crop of politicians' egregiously inaccurate assessment of the citizens of this great nation. They seriously underestimate their constituency. We THE PEOPLE are NOT lazy. We THE PEOPLE are NOT disinterested. We THE PEOPLE are NOT hedonistic beyond redemption.

I have no difficulty accepting that this revolution will test us. We are fighting for our nation, for our brethren worldwide, AND for our planet. Our numbers are far greater than this criminal cabal infesting and dismantling our government.

Furthermore, their lapdog media sycophants had better stop portraying us as a bunch of hedonistic vidiot types who are too comfortable to get out of our living rooms. While those lapdogs have had their heads buried in the sphincters of their masters, they've missed all the demonstrations, all the town hall meetings, all the freeway blogging, and ALL the revolutionary spirit fomenting in the face of these corrupt Corporate Megalomaniacs.

We The People will prevail. We ALWAYS have.

[Prediction: You will trip over your pile of empty pizza boxes before you even make it to the doorway of Mommy's basement.]

BRAVO!! Another Kennedy Speaks Truth to Power!!!

[BRAVO on winning the Bronze Medal in the "speak truth to power" cliché event.]

I just can't listen to him. I know he has a disease of some sort and that's why his voice is like that, but it's impossible for me to listen to, no matter what good points he makes.

[Perhaps you can develop a tolerance for the RFK, Jr. voice by listening to recordings of fingernails scratching blackboards.]

[COBOL2Java]

I have never heard RFKjr speak, how does his voice sound?

Remember Wavy Gravy at Woodstock?

[mikrofon]

DU == More Miserables

[mikrofon]

Better branded a "Lying Flat Earther" than being a Fat Live Earther...

[txroadkill]

So yesterday, my 10 year old daughter and I went to the grocery store. As we were coming out with our groceries, us and several other shoppers were waiting to for the driveway in front of the store to clear so we could get to the parking lot. Just as we all started across the "crosswalk" some guy in a pea green Ford Escape Hybrid came speeding into the crosswalk. We all backed out of his way and then after he passed we all proceeded into the crosswalk again.

Apparently the guy saw a parking spot he wanted in the isle that was in front of the crosswalk and stopped, threw the car in reverse, and started backing into the crosswalk at a high rate of speed. I had to yank my daughter out of the way while the rest of the customers fled the crosswalk. The guy's license plate was "B GRN" and had a "Gore 08" bumper sticker.

The guy was pretty shocked when I kicked his back bumper and explained in a very loud and colorful way why being concerned about hurting humans was more important than being concerned about hurting the planet. I then explained to him how that he was in Texas and that everything about that car translated to Texan as "please kick my ass". The guy decided to go elsewhere to do his shopping, not so much from me yelling at him, but because of the large crowd that was standing behind me ready to prove me right. I'm sorry that my daughter had to witness me not being a "compassionate conservative", but sometimes stupidity has to be pointed out and acted on.

[dirtbiker]

These typical DUmmie remarks remind me of my youthful HIGHSCHOOL silly, uninformed ideology just before I cast my first presidential vote for Jimmy Carter.

I was fortunate enough to be 17 when "Massa Jimmah" was elected.

I was much more mature when I cast my first presidential vote, for Reagan....

[dead]

If I recall correctly, RFK Jr. is the dumbass who opined that hurricane Katrina took a deliberate and calculated turn towards Mississippi to punish them for electing Haley Barbour as their governor.

Because he was RNC Chairman, he pushed for the policies that advanced global warming and caused the hurricane to come to life.

It was some sort of Frankenstein's monster seeking to destroy its creator, by killing a bunch of innocent Mississippians or something. Heroin effs up the mind.

[dirtbiker]

While those lapdogs have had their heads buried in the sphincters of their masters, they've missed all the demonstrations...

I miss those demonstrations, too. Musta been either real quick or real small....

[doorgunner69]

Furthermore, their lapdog media sycophants had better stop portraying us as a bunch of hedonistic vidiot types who are too comfortable to get out of our living rooms.

ROFLMAO!! Typed as he munched his pizza and took another bong hit......

There is just something so hilarious as these wimpy geeks getting all lathered up in their macho fantasies.

[Budge]

Of course, while little Bobby trashes corporations, no DUmmie would ever question where this "royal" (PITA) families wealth comes from.

[Gay State Conservative]

I wondered if this was the heroin kennedy. Man, that gene pool is at the bottom of the barrel.

No...he's *one* the heroin Kennedys.Here's a quick recap of the Kennedy spawn...off the top of my head.

RFK,Jr...heroin addicts

David Kennedy...died of a heroin OD

Joe Kennedy II...driver of a jeep that overturned,making one of the passengers a lifelong quadriplegic.

Michael Kennedy...was under investigation by Massachusetts prosecutors for having had sexual relation with his 14 year old babysitter when he died in a skiing "accident"

William Kennedy-Smith...rape

Micheal Skakil...murdered his teenage neighbor by thrusting the shaft of a golf club through her neck.

Rory Kennedy...married a convicted IRA terrorist.

Patrick "Patches" Kennedy...various violations of drug and motor vehicle laws.

[Budge]

Brava, Texas!!

[Lee'sGhost]

“If I recall correctly, RFK Jr. is the dumbass who opined that hurricane Katrina took a deliberate and calculated turn towards Mississippi to punish them for electing Haley Barbour as their governor.”

Did he really say that?

[dead]

Now we are all learning what it’s like to reap the whirlwind of fossil fuel dependence which Barbour and his cronies have encouraged. Our destructive addiction has given us a catastrophic war in the Middle East and--now--Katrina is giving our nation a glimpse of the climate chaos we are bequeathing our children.

In 1998, Republican icon Pat Robertson warned that hurricanes were likely to hit communities that offended God. Perhaps it was Barbour’s memo that caused Katrina, at the last moment, to spare New Orleans and save its worst flailings for the Mississippi coast.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., “For They That Sow the Wind Shall Reap the Whirlwind”

[Charles Henrickson]

Live Earth

Live Mirth.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., speaks.

When Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., speaks, DUmmies listen.

[Charles Henrickson]

swirling out of the void like a shower of blinding diamonds. . . .

Swerving off of the road like a Kennedy behind the wheel.

[Charles Henrickson]

got to get a draft Kennedy movement going.

"Got to get a draft." --Kennedy (going up to the bar)

[Paul Heinzman]

We should take down our "IMPEACH" signs and put up TREASON!! Gore/Kennedy 2008

"TREASON!! Gore/Kennedy 2008" sounds like a great campaign slogan. Good luck with that.

[Charles Henrickson]

WILL SEE YOU ON THE BARRICADES

Could be a bumper sticker on a Kennedy car.

[bert]

He’s going to hell, no doubt about it.

[Paul Heinzman]

With tears in my eyes, because my son was watching and listening to him just like I watched his father as a small child.

You used to watch your child's father speak as a small child. Lady, you're twisted!