DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-07 (DUmmies Outraged At People Who Consider Terrorism A Threat)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

If you look at the damage they have done to our country . . . it's miniscule. It's all in people's heads.

It's all in people dead.

[Charles Henrickson]

If a f*cking asshole decides to drive a car into airport to unsuccessfully blow it up once every three years, and burns himself in the process. . . .

How about the f*cking assholes who decided to fly two airplanes into towers to successfully burn them up and incinerate 3,000 of our fellow citizens in the process?

[darkangel82]

Bush =Stalin.

Isn't Stalin a DUmmie idol?

[soccermom]

You gotta love these guys. On one hand it is, “BUSH KNEW!” and did nothing about it. On the other hand it is, “They’re crying wolf.” Make up your minds libs. Either you want the government to be proactive or you don’t. Can’t have it both ways.

[Charles Henrickson]

It's all in people's heads.

Tell that to the heads of Daniel Pearl, Nick Berg, et al.

[PJ-Comix]

What awards are these? You’ll get my vote, funnyman.<

It's the Weblog Awards. They most prestigious Blog awards on the Web. Winning that is like the web equivalent of winning the Oscar. What I need are NOMINATIONS. Once nominated, I think the DUmmie FUnnies have a fair chance of winning due to Freeper power. Hee! Hee! But first, I NEED that nomination!

[Paul Heinzman]

Can I get a witness?

Is that you, Will Pitt?

[Paul Heinzman]

Nothing like using children when the adults stop buying the lie.

Is that you, Will Pitt?

[Paul Heinzman]

If you look at the damage they have done to our country (not phsycological - just strictly material) it's miniscule.

Never mind those 3,000 people that were murdered on 9/11. Not one of them was me or anyone I care about, so they don't matter.

[Paul Heinzman]

You may note they call it 'The Homeland'. Remind you of anything?

Mmmm...yeah. Warm apple pie.

[Paul Heinzman]

Insanely EVIL... Talking about terror attacks with your kids...telling them to look both ways before crossing the street...not helping a strange man with a leash to find his lost dog. Pure EVIL.

[Paul Heinzman]

Like I said before. Terrorism is not a f*cking threat to me.

Of course it isn't. That's not what they plan to do to you.

[Paul Heinzman]

I was pretty young during the drop and duck days - so maybe it was abuse then as well.

I see you've met Will.

[Dutch Boy]

IF their neighborhood gets bombed by a terrorist they will be the first to complain about how Bush is a failure for not connecting the dots.

IMHO - The only thing that will change these idiots mind is massive and repeated destruction of places they hold dear. If they are not affected personally they will rationalize terrorism as propaganda.

[Paul Heinzman]

These people are too far gone for that. If a strike hits any place they hold dear, or, God forbid, anyone they hold dear, they won't complain about Bush's failure; they will accuse him of doing it.

This DUmmie thread draws out the fringes of DUmmieland. Nothing will ever change their minds, so corroded with paranoia and pessimism that a cloudless bright spring day just makes it easier for their imagined enemies to identify them to pick up for re-education at their local Walmart detention center later.

These are hard posts to DUFU. I don't take much joy in making fun of certifiably crazy people. I take some joy in it, though. Therefore, I DUFU.

[Dutch Boy]

I know some democrats that I have met through a friend at work. They have never heard of the DU. They consider themselves moderate democrats but still think in line with this posting. I just don’t understand it. Maybe it is better that way.

[bcsco]

If you look at the damage they have done to our country . . . it's miniscule. It's all in people's heads.

It's all in people dead.

An inexcapable and accurate repudiation.

6,000 Americans dead, yet these people claim the damage was slight? What will make them angry! WHAT?????

[bcsco]

This DUmmie thread draws out the fringes of DUmmieland. Nothing will ever change their minds, so corroded with paranoia and pessimism that a cloudless bright spring day just makes it easier for their imagined enemies to identify them to pick up for re-education at their local Walmart detention center later.

These are hard posts to DUFU. I don't take much joy in making fun of certifiably crazy people. I take some joy in it, though. Therefore, I DUFU.

In a nutshell. And perfectly written. PJ, Note must be taken of this; it defines DUFU perfectly.

[Paul Heinzman]

I have a friend who is very liberal in her political beliefs. We have great fun laughing at the DUmmies. I can’t imagine a moderate democrat thinking there is something wrong with educating a child in any form of safety. This isn’t promoting fear—it’s promoting awareness.

[Dutch Boy]

I don’t get it either. Two of the guys actually said yesterday that if we pull out of Iraq it will end terrorism. When I reminded them of the car bombing of the WTC in the 1990’s they changed the subject.