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You can go to Captain's Quarters and enter your own Kerry lyrics!

For Freepers, this should be like shooting fish in a barrel......

1 posted on 07/23/2007 5:42:34 AM PDT by Renfield
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To: Renfield

Maybe next he can make up a limerick about how only the stupid join the military and go to Afghanistan and Iraq. /sarc


2 posted on 07/23/2007 5:47:01 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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The gigolo who marries rich women who support his hobby of being a Senator — jokes about a colleague who uses a prostitute


3 posted on 07/23/2007 5:49:42 AM PDT by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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To: Renfield
But yet... there's this:

Kerry fights battle he finds all too familiar

4 posted on 07/23/2007 5:58:18 AM PDT by johnny7 ("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
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To: Renfield

Twenty-three years in the Senate not one piece of major legislation introduced. Comments about Vitter and his prostitute but strangely has nothing to say about his Mass. senate partners lack of driving skills.


5 posted on 07/23/2007 6:01:47 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: Renfield

Kerry only is first class at being a real loser.


6 posted on 07/23/2007 6:02:33 AM PDT by television is just wrong (I'm with Fred too.)
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To: Renfield
You probably remember some years back we had some awesomw Limerick and Haiku threads on FR..wonder if they're still around?

There once was a senator from Mass
All thought him a perfect horse's ass
His wife is insane
His career's on the wane
About all he can do is pass gas.

7 posted on 07/23/2007 6:04:37 AM PDT by ken5050
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9 posted on 07/23/2007 6:43:17 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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10 posted on 07/23/2007 6:44:31 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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As man and senator ineffectual,
He’s the ultimate metrosexual;
Carey’s actions bring shame,
Is wife Terry to blame
That this ‘nam vet lacks any testicles?


11 posted on 07/27/2007 9:13:10 PM PDT by baa39
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