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San Francisco mandatory carbon-footprint reduction program begins
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/02/04/san-franciso-mandatory-carbon-footprint-reduction-program-begins/ ^
| William M Briggs
Posted on 02/04/2008 3:14:21 AM PST by mattstat
Mayor Gavin Newsom announced that San Franciscos mandatory carbon-footprint reduction program will begin as scheduled on the first of March.
There never was a problem as serious as global warming and we must take action now, said mayoral spokesman William Simonson. San Franciscans are among the most enlightened people of the world and they are eager to do their part, he continued.
Phase One of the program requires all citizens to cease jogging and other aerobic activities. Each time a San Franciscan exhales, they add to the already over-burdened carbon dioxide load of the atmosphere. Simonson explained that jogging increases the amount of CO2 in peoples breath to unacceptable levels. All jogging paths will be converted to green space which will also help absorb CO2. Conversion is expected to last at least three years.
The more controversial part of the program is Phase Two, which is expected to remain voluntary.
(Excerpt) Read more at wmbriggs.com ...
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KEYWORDS: carbonfootprint; globalwarming; soylentgreen
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posted on
02/04/2008 3:14:25 AM PST
by
mattstat
To: mattstat
What is phase 2? I bet it’s a whooper. Amen.
2
posted on
02/04/2008 3:26:23 AM PST
by
gakrak
("A wise man's heart is his right hand, But a fool's heart is at his left" Eccl 10:2)
To: mattstat
There never was a problem as serious as global warming Holy hyperbole, Batman! The plague, the Great War, the Spanish influenza pandemic, Nazi Germany, World War II, the Cold War. Now those were problems. Gavin needs some perspective.
3
posted on
02/04/2008 3:29:45 AM PST
by
Paul Heinzman
(Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
To: mattstat
Each time a San Franciscan exhales, they add to the already over-burdened carbon dioxide load of the atmosphere. I presume this is satire, in which case, you got me! LOL out loud!
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posted on
02/04/2008 3:32:16 AM PST
by
Paul Heinzman
(Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
To: gakrak
Phase 2 is almost too horrible to contemplate. Full details are on the main site.
5
posted on
02/04/2008 3:51:06 AM PST
by
mattstat
(http://wmbriggs.com)
To: mattstat
Okay, everbody in SF stop breathing. That will go a long way to reduce CO2.
6
posted on
02/04/2008 4:07:00 AM PST
by
raybbr
(You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
To: Beowulf; Defendingliberty; WL-law; Normandy; TenthAmendmentChampion
To: mattstat
It's time for "Carousel"....
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posted on
02/04/2008 4:16:40 AM PST
by
raybbr
(You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
To: mattstat
its SATIRE..but it had me going for just a second..
9
posted on
02/04/2008 4:17:02 AM PST
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.)
To: raybbr
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posted on
02/04/2008 8:14:47 AM PST
by
mattstat
(http://wmbriggs.com)
To: raybbr
Would’t that hurt gay marriages too. Amen.
11
posted on
02/04/2008 5:40:27 PM PST
by
gakrak
("A wise man's heart is his right hand, But a fool's heart is at his left" Eccl 10:2)
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