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A shame. Hasta la victoria siempre, Fidel!
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Someone actually wrote that in 2008. I am homeschooling. 100% sure.
Yeah, just tell that to the KGB and Gorbachev.
I hate these people.
There. I said it. The Fairness Doctrine can come tomorrow, now.
TRANSLATION: Communism would be so kewl if they could just get over that whole tyranny thingy.
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Silly me! I was waiting for him to list them . . . Are you sure you didn't leave them out, PJ? I'm really dying to know what they are!!
Or, maybe they will start buying cars made with those newfangled catalytic converters.
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Maria Isabel is deeply saddened. She plays left field for the Houston Castros.
This is an oldie, but goodie.
Castro dies and goes to Heaven. When he gets to the pearly gates, he put down his bags and knocks on the door. St. Peter takes one look at him, quickly checks his book, and tells him, “You don’t belong here, Fidel. Hit the road.”
Castro turns and walks down the road to Hell. When he gets there, Satan himself is waiting. There’s, a huge party going on, girls, liquor, cigars. “Fidel, welcome buddy. We’re having a party in your honor. Anything you want, we’ve got. You did a great job,” says Satan.
“Great,” responds Castro. “Let me just freshen up first.”
Satan grabs two little demons that are passing by. “Show my friend to his room.” Just then Fidel notices that he has left his bags at the Pearly Gates, and says something.
“Show him to his room, then go get his bags from Pete.”
So they do. When they get to the Pearly Gates; however, the gates are closed, and the office is locked. St. Peter does not answer their knocks.
“What are we going to do?” say the first. “We can’t go back without those bags, and we can’t be gone too long. Satan will throw us to the uttermost depths.”
“Tell you what,” says the second. “The wall isn’t too tall. How about I boost you up, and you pull me up. We’ll go to the office, it won’t be locked on the other side, get the bags, and come back the same way.”
So that’s what they proceed to do. Just as they are climbing over the wall, two angels pass by. They watch them fpor a minute, then one turns to the other and says, “That damn Fidel. He’s not in Hell fifteen minutes, and already we’ve got refugees.
Hopefully the U.S. will stay out of Cuba's business. Long live the Revolution! Capitalism will hurt the environment and the people of Cuba.
Right on comrade.
I'm sure that the Cubans just love having their 57 Chevy's pulled around by a mule. The ride is so smooth, quite, and environmentally friendly. Though a tad slow, even by the standards of say ... Botswana.
“Hoping to deliver a double-dose of bad news to the ‘Rats” top 20.
“Even if you love US imperialism and regard the mass slaughter of Iraqis as a good thing, you can at least see that Castro did nothing remotely similar.”
Yep, he had Che for that. I bet this DUmmie even has a shirt with Che’s image on it.
President George W. Bush can rightfully be refered to as the US President that outlasted Castro.
This guy simply has no clue. The Castro revolution was a terrible, ruthless, and bloody thing. I have heard many first hand accounts that would bring tears to your eyes. Communists always rationalize their killings, and I am sure Fidel sleeps easy at night..
Nah, he just told us we did not need to fear the Soviets anymore, just before they invaded Afghanistan............
*is speechless*
Maybe he can run here, DUmmies. He might even be more liberal than Obama.