DUmmie FUnnies 03-12-08 ("Spitzer’s Resignation Would Mean a Superdelegate Loss for Hillary")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 12, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[COBOL2Java]

He he. Much better than 3 Dog Night! :-)

[ShorelineMike]

Another home run, Charles! Bravo!

[PJ-Comix]

Another good one. BTW, on Rush today they played “Love Client #9.”

[PJ-Comix]

I don't feel any compassion for Spitzer. He's so rich he can buy a sailboat and cruise the Caribbean. I was just reading a travel magazine earlier today about the Grenadine islands in the Caribbean with lots of great pics. More than anything I wanted to be sailing down there. All of a sudden, I fantasized that I Quantum Leaped into Spitzer's bony body at the press conference and announced:

"You know what? You can take this governor's job and shove it. Silda, you can split too. Me, I'm hitting daddy up for some bucks for a sailboat and head down to the Caribbean paradise."

Of course, Spitzer is so power-hungry, he could never be happy just relaxing on a sailboat in the Caribbean. In fact, I think he will soon become stir crazy NUts.

[Irishgirl]

I wake up laughing every day since the fall of Spitzer. I call this one Schmuckenfreude. ;-)

Have worked with a few just like him over the years in law firms. There really is a type. Thankfully, they are relatively few.

[Paul Heinzman]

I don't feel any compassion for him either. He's an asshole and deserves this hell on Earth. He has a wife and three daughters and I feel compassion for them. I cannot imagine the level of disrespect, of hatred, one must have to their spouse to do this.

This isn't temptation. This isn't a case of a man in a position of power seduced by that power and getting laid because of it. No, that's Bill Clinton.

I hear on the news channels about "the thrill of the hunt," " the pursuit."

What a load of misogynistic bullshit. He hired a prostitute. No political power is required there. You don't have to charm them, seduce them. Whatever amount of money you have in your pocket will be enough to buy a prostitute.

Many of the flames on Skinner's Island have to do with this fact: They don't prosecute johns.

On this point, I'll agree with the DUmmies. They should prosecute johns--first and foremost...and harshly.

[beckysueb]

Mrs. Spitzer is suffering. You can tell it in the eyes.

[doug from upland]

This may make it to YouTube if I can find the time.

MIDI HERE - Mambo No. 5: http://d21c.com/dodgerdawg/M-R.html

Kristen, here I am...I am ready to get started with our fun again
We will do some things that I can never have known
Or Lorena Bobbitt would be there when I arrive home
Yes, my thing has its own mind...that’s why I always chase young behind
I am weak and admit that I’m really immoral
My heart skips a beat when I’m hearing the word oral
I get excited when I’m busting Wall Street brokers...but that is in a quite different way
I shake them down, if guilty or not, but now is the time that we play, so

A little bit of young stuff is what I need...you really knock my socks off, oh, yes indeed
Your Catholic girl outfit’s smoking hot...my favorite out of all the ones you’ve got
And hiding the salami, what a game...I’m laughing when you scream out Bruno’s name
I’m glad to give you four Grover Cleveland bills...’cause every time with you I get my fill

I’ll not forget room eight seventy one...at the Mayflower we sure had lots of fun
That’s where Ken Starr grilled Lewinsky...the intern broke down immediately
It was the night before a lovely Valentines Day...and on the cheap train I then sent you away

A little young stuff is what I need...you really knock my socks off, oh, yes indeed
Your Catholic girl outfit’s smoking hot...my favorite out of all the ones you’ve got
And hiding the salami, what a game...I’m laughing when you scream out Bruno’s name
I’m glad to give you four Grover Cleveland bills...’cause every time with you I get my fill

Kris.........................ten
Kris.........................ten
Kris.........................ten

A little bit of young stuff is what I need...you really knock my socks off, oh, yes indeed
Your Catholic girl outfit’s smoking hot...my favorite out of all the ones you’ve got
And hiding the salami, what a game...I’m laughing when you scream out Bruno’s name
I’m glad to give you four Grover Cleveland bills...’cause every time with you I get my fill

Kristen, it’s time to go...my wife gets mad if I’m late, you know
We’ll meet again, there isn’t a doubt...and nobody ever will find out

[Army Air Corps]

Classic, Doug, classic. :-)

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Well, with Betty White’s reputation, he would have gotten 4 but only had to pay 3.

[Paul Heinzman]

I know she is. I see it. He does not deserve her, and she certainly deserves better. He has three daughters! I have one daughter and when I hear that song "I Think about You" I cry.