This is such a great story. Gave me a great laugh!
Ray Stevens or somebody did a song about hitting a deer with his car, putting (what he thought was) the dead deer in the back seat, and ending up in jail.
On Bob & Tom radio show they used to play a song based on a real 911 call. Someone had hit a deer with his car and thought “hey, free meat!” He wrestled the deer into the back of the car and drove off. The deer was only knocked out though. It woke up kicking and biting! The bit includes a guy on the phone going “I need a bambalance! This m*@!?&%$#ing deer is bitting my a$$!”