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To: SE Mom

To those who constantly worry about this site being in danger of looking foolish for examining the credentials of this man of UNKNOWN ORIGIN.

What would you dissenters do if you went to a used car lot to buy a car and were treated like this?

Honest John: “This is a great little car with a ‘like new’ engine, low mileage, and a one owner. It’s the perfect car for you.

Buyer: “Can you lift the hood, I’d like to look at the engine”.

Honest John: “No need to go through all that trouble, just look at this picture I took of the engine”

Buyer: “That picture looks a little funny, why can’t I look at the engine”

Honest John: “Are you questioning my honesty? I have been on this lot since August 4th of 1962”

Buyer: “OK, sorry but why is the Vin number and odometer covered with a piece of black tape”

Honest John: “Don’t worry about that it is a security measure we use so that nobody can come on the lot without permission and trace the origins of our cars”.

Buyer: “So what you are saying is that you want me buy this car without knowing anything at all about it?”

Honest John: “Well, yes because you have my word for it, they don’t call me “Honest John” for nothin’”


743 posted on 07/04/2008 7:54:02 AM PDT by RetSignman (DEMSM: "If you tell a big enough lie, frequently enough, it becomes the truth")
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To: RetSignman
Buyer: “So what you are saying is that you want me buy this car without knowing anything at all about it?”

Honest John: “Well, yes because you have my word for it, they don’t call me “Honest John” for nothin’”

Tales from the OBAMARAMA CARMART!

1,017 posted on 07/04/2008 6:19:32 PM PDT by Fred Nerks (FAIR DINKUM!)
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