[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[NEPA]

You’re up early this morning

[NeoCaveman]

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[LonePalm]

Sweetie Ping.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Arrowhead1952]

Today, with the passing of the FISA bill, will also serve as the anniversary of the last night that I sleep in my own home, shop in my small hometown, and watch our all-American programming. As is stands, our car is packed and our hopes are high, for tomorrow we depart on the last, and most important, leg of a 5 year journey of emigration.

[So long, farewell
Auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu
To you and you and you. ]

Please, please, please take a few hundred other DUmmies with you when you leave.

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The bottom line was, ‘change’ was nothing more than a mere word, and nothing short of a revolution was going to make a difference.

[Recycled Das Krapital as recited by a DUmmie.]

Just words?

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I do believe that if McCain wins, we might just be headed for Panama on a permanent basis a lot sooner than I'd have thought just a week ago.

[I'm not at all enthusiastic about McCain but you have just given me an incentive to vote for him if it means you will exile yourself to Panama.]

Hey DUmmie, don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

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Things are bad here, certainly the worst I've seen in my lifetime, and frankly, some things are downright insane -- but this is home.

[A DUmmie with an inferiority complex.]

DUmmie land is an insane asylum! Who didn't know that?

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It's a very sick country and I see nothing happening to move it back to anything resembling what it once was. The healthiest thing to do is to leave a sick country.

[Yup! Absolutely no confidence in redemption by the beloved Obamassiah.]

Well DUmmie, we never had a communist government, so how bad could it be if BO gets elected.

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God Save The Queen!

[God Save The Drama Queen!]

OH NO! A DUmmie actually typing God with out the D*** addition.

[mikrofon]

I've recently gained permanent residency in my new hometown Kiev, Ukraine

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Flew in from Miami Beach DUAC
Had to get away from the Right,
All the way Marx' paperback was on my knee
America's a dreadful blight-
I'm back in the USSR*
You don't know how lucky you are, boy
Back in the USSR*
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(* Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic)

[mikrofon]

you see, I am a proletariat and have no money to have traveled much less move out of the country

Sorry you can't join your fellow travelers...