28) If you don’t what the hell a “community organizer” is but your spidey senses tell you it’s something wholly different from what the media wants you to think it is...you may be a racist.
If you think Paris Hilton would make a better president than the Obamessiah then you are most definitely a racist!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d
video is going viral — over 500,000 views in only a few hours — this one will be seen by millions
I’d rather elect Paris Hilton than Obamessiah, for sure. We will have to pass a constitutional amendment quickly that allows 27 y.o. blonde bimbos a special exemption to the current age requirement of 35 y.o.