26) If you don’t think kindergarteners should be taught sex ed...you may be a racist.
27) If you fail to instantly prostrate yourself before the Obamessiah, moaning and writhing in ecstasy while chanting the phrase “Obamessiah is Our Leader and Man-God” then you most definitely are a racist.
Everyone on FR will have to be put through re-education camps as soon as possible. Hand over your guns, your bitter clinging to religion, and your US Constitution on the way in through the gates.