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Can Girlie Men Review Movies for Real Men?
Real Man Magazine ^ | 8/17/08 | Franklin Pierce

Posted on 08/17/2008 8:53:48 PM PDT by terbatime

Have you ever watched a highly rated film, as reviewed by the New York Times or some other pompous metro-sexual publication, only to find the movie an incredible piece of crap? I know I have. Why the disconnect?

First of all, how many real men do you know who are hired as film reviewers by TV, magazines, or newspapers? The answer is probably… none. There aren’t any. At least not any I’ve ever seen or read. (My apologies to any real men out there who do review movies. You probably reside in ‘fly-over country’ and don’t get published to the same extent as your metro-sexual brethren.)

In any event, how can these reviewers possibly speak for real men, when in fact they’re metro-sexuals, homosexuals, and/or women? Answer: they can’t. They don’t know us and they don’t know how we think. And even if they did, they’re more concerned with what they think than what you think.

Now, they think they know how we think. They believe we’re a bunch of primitive, unsophisticated, three-toed sloths who can’t tell the difference between a Bordeaux and Burgundy. O.K., they might be right about the wine. But I bet they couldn’t tell a Bud Light from a Coors Light. Generally, they not only scoff at people who don’t think like them, they go out of their way to show their contempt and disdain for them.

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TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Books/Literature; Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: culture; hollywood; movies; reviews; society
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1 posted on 08/17/2008 8:53:49 PM PDT by terbatime
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To: terbatime

"Hated it!"

2 posted on 08/17/2008 8:56:22 PM PDT by dfwgator ( This tag blank until football season.)
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To: terbatime

Two words: Stephen Hunter.


3 posted on 08/17/2008 9:00:13 PM PDT by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: terbatime

Short answer, no.

Long answer, yes, but no real man gives two sh1ts about what two poofsters think about any movie (or anything else).


4 posted on 08/17/2008 9:01:25 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: terbatime

Rule 1 must be adhered to at all times!


5 posted on 08/17/2008 9:01:42 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: dfwgator
Back in the day when I actually could be persuaded to go to a theater to watch whatever swill that Hollyweird was putting out, I had a simple test. If Leonard Maltin hated it, then it was an odds-on favorite that *I* would like it, and vice versa...

the infowarrior

6 posted on 08/17/2008 9:03:27 PM PDT by infowarrior
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To: real saxophonist

Yes, that was posted before I read the article, in case anyone’s wondering...


7 posted on 08/17/2008 9:05:45 PM PDT by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: terbatime

I go to 1 movie a year and I think I missed this year’s winner with Batman. Guess I’ll be on a 1 movie every other year diet from now on. A hugh loss in my life. /sarc


8 posted on 08/17/2008 9:10:54 PM PDT by Damifino (The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.)
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To: terbatime

I go to 1 movie a year and I think I missed this year’s winner with Batman. Guess I’ll be on a 1 movie every other year diet from now on. A hugh loss in my life. /sarc


9 posted on 08/17/2008 9:10:56 PM PDT by Damifino (The true measure of a man is found in what he would do if he knew no one would ever find out.)
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To: terbatime

Yeah, we’ve got a writer by the name of Philip Martin that does movie reviews for the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. His “wife” Karen also does reviews. Now, I don’t know if this guy is a poofter or not, but he’s come out in fervent opposition to enforcing laws against public sex by gays. He said (in a published column)that cops who arrest gays having public sex should be forced to clean dog kennels with their bare hands.

He’s actually not THAT bad a reviewer, as far as movies go. I find myself agreeing with most of his reviews, but he goes WAY overboard for gay-produced movies.


10 posted on 08/17/2008 9:13:33 PM PDT by mozarky2 (Ya never stand so tall as when ya stoop to stomp a statist!)
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To: Damifino
A hugh loss in my life.

This is series...

11 posted on 08/17/2008 9:14:36 PM PDT by Onelifetogive ("People..it is VERY important that you stay in the same country as your documents!".)
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To: terbatime

Can Girlie Men Review Movies for Real Men?

Yes.

Badly.


13 posted on 08/17/2008 9:23:12 PM PDT by null and void (Barack zerObama - International Man of Mystery...)
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To: Aussie Dasher

NO POOFTAS!


14 posted on 08/17/2008 9:23:53 PM PDT by null and void (Barack zerObama - International Man of Mystery...)
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To: real saxophonist

FOUR words:

“Stephen Hunter”

Gene Siskel


15 posted on 08/17/2008 9:28:51 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Baynative

Add all four versions of War of the Worlds, and THEM!


16 posted on 08/17/2008 9:29:44 PM PDT by null and void (Barack zerObama - International Man of Mystery...)
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To: Baynative

You might want to add on Saving Private Ryan and the DVD collection of Band of Brothers.


17 posted on 08/17/2008 9:41:28 PM PDT by IrishCatholic (No local communist or socialist party chapter? Join the Democrats, it's the same thing.)
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To: terbatime

18 posted on 08/17/2008 9:44:23 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: null and void

Add all four versions of War of the Worlds


What are the 4 versions? I know of the 1953 and the 2005 versions. IMDB lists a 1988 tv series. I would love to know what versions you were referring to so I could look for them.

I would add “The Thing From Another World” (1951) to your list.


19 posted on 08/17/2008 9:44:42 PM PDT by FFranco
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To: terbatime
Real Man Magazine?

I already know what I'm like.

20 posted on 08/17/2008 9:46:16 PM PDT by ME-262 (Nancy Pelosi is known to the state of CA to render Viagra ineffective causing reproductive harm.)
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