DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 ("Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Paul Heinzman]

I really think this thread should be removed. Responding with “any comment” only makes the idiots smile.

I disagree for a couple of reasons. First and foremost, the DUmmies HATE our comments, and the fact that the DUmmie FUnnies even exist. Having a DUFU pulled would make some of them smile.

Second, this DUmmie says it best (though I'm sure he did not intend it this way):

getting this across to independants and others is important.

I think we get many lurkers here at FR and on PJ's most excellent blog: independents, moderates, conservatives and mainstream Democrats (if such a thing exists anymore) who have no idea how extreme these people are in their politics and their stupidity. Here it is exposed and lampooned.

[Paul Heinzman]

I have no idea. No idea how that could be considered Norse

A Norse is a Norse, of course of course.

[Charles Henrickson]

The Norse is strong with this one.

[Paul Heinzman]

I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this.

I see you have a copy of Barack's résumé.

[Paul Heinzman]

AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult)

So what you're telling me is your assistant graduated from the underground skinhead movement to the mainstream skinhead movement known as the Democrat party.

[Paul Heinzman]

I’m glad I finally sold my Nordic Track. The neighbors were starting to talk.

[Paul Heinzman]

up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background.

Bunch of Mr. Potatoskinheads.

[epow]

She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish.

Yeah, you really gotta watch those evangelical Christians, they're liable to take all that bible stuff about loving your neighbor and caring for the poor and needy seriously. And they're particularly galling when all good "progressives" know that it's much more important and comforting to the poor that Obamessiah feels their pain all that way from his multi-million dollar home in an exclusive Chicago neighborhood.

That well known humanitarian Tony Rezko once felt their pain too, but I understand that he made it all go away simply by giving Obamessiah an itsy bitsy smidgen of help with paying for that humble dwelling he calls home. So it must be true, helping out your fellow man in a time of need is the way to find true happiness, or at least to find a U.S Senator who owes you a favor.

[Mr. Silverback]

Well said, FRiend.

[Mr. Silverback]

Hey, if Sarah is Wonder Woman, and Kent and I refer to each other as Bruce and Clark, does that mean he and I are going to get jobs in the administration?

Secretary of Defense would be cool...

[Paul Heinzman]

The Norse is strong with this one.

Hey, hey Charles don't step on my true Swede shoes.

[Mr. Silverback]

This is rich. Wonder if this guy's dog sends him subtle instructions, too.

I hope not. Last time that happened we had six dead in NYC.

[politicalmerc]

If Governor Palin (and we should all call her that to remind the dummies that she has real experience) is a skinhead,

I’M JOINING HER CHAPTER~!

John

[netmilsmom]

I’m thinking you fit right in here. Everyone knows conservatives are racist, bigoted, homophobes. Nazis too.

Everyone knows it, ask those DUers!

[FernFussy]

Oh, of course; we threaten society by our mere existence. ;)

I’m liking this place veeeeeeeery much...

[NewLand]

She said O-Ron-Ja-Lo and La-Mon-Ja-Lo. Turns out the names were spelled orangejello and lemonjello

That's incredible. I have another to add; my junior high school teacher told of a kid in her former school named "Nosmo King _____" (can't remember last name). The mother was asked for the name of her new baby on the way out of delivery. She was on a stretcher, looked up and the first thing she saw was a sign...

[NewLand]

welcome to FR, Fern...

[FernFussy]

Thank you, NewLand!

[tophat9000]

Some of my co-workers are based in Idaho! I wonder if they’re SKINHEADS!!!

Mmmm isn't Idaho also known for there potato?....

Idaho...the land of POTATOSKINHEADS

[the OlLine Rebel]

“[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people...]”

ROFLMAO

“Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background.”

Yes, all 300 of those townies.

“My dad had lived there at one point,...”

Given that I didn’t see the 2nd phrase until going to the next line on the screen, my knee-jerk was to suggest they are all Aryan of course....