DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 ("Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Xenalyte]

Oh, Lord no, none of them’s me. I miss that! These days, I am all about the haughtiness and elegance that is Juana la Loca, the mad Spanish queen. No fur, no leather, no steel anymore (except, of course, what I requisition from a handy Conquistador when I feel the need to draw down on my husband in public, the man-whore.)

[AxelPaulsenJr]

My bad, my wife watched the show. Personally I found the premise a little too silly.

[Nasher]

LOL. Good one, yet so far away from the diabolical truth. You see it’s not one chain. It’s a series of chains that threatens the whole existence of the Socialist/Marxist Left.

Lets break it down by each evil segment, shall we:

1) Nasher> Rick Nash> Columbus Blue Jackets> Blue Jackets Naval Manual> U.S. Navy> John McCain

2) Nasher> Nash Rambler> Nash-Kelvinator Corporation> Freezers> Ice> Hockey> Hockey Moms> Sarah Palin

3) Nasher> Gnasher> Dentures> Wooden Teeth> George Washington> Dollar Bill> “Seeing Eye”> Domestic Spying Program

4) Nasher> Raymond Nasher> Nasher Sculpture Center in Dallas> Texas> BFEE> Secret Nazi Connection> Fascist Military Complex

5) Nasher> Nashville TN> The South> Tobacco> Cigars> Cuba> Guantanamo for the Whacky Left

So you see: John McCain + Sarah Palin utilizing Domestic Spying Program + Fascist Military Complex = Guantanamo for the Whacky Left