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DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 ("Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies attempt to remove Sarah Palin as a candidate has moved from the merely ridiculous to the beyond absurd as exemplified by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?" See, the DUmmies are absolutely convinced that Palin was involved in Idaho's Aryan Nation group. And their proof? She was born in Idaho, which she left before she could remember, and by the fact she went to college in that state. As if to seal their conviction on this, the DUmmies point out the "questionable" names she gave to her children. I kid you not. And based on all this, the DUmmies want to conduct a thorough investigation of Palin in their very desperate, but laughable, attempt to remove her from the ticket. So let us now join the DUmmies wallowing in their absurdities in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that some really FUn stuff about Joe Biden will soon be coming out, is in the [brackets]:

Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?

[Meanwhile I'm collecting similar material on the Swiss Family Robinson.]

now, bear with me here, but this was something. was having a discussion with my mom and one reason she said she couldn't stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. Palin was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.

[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people. Oh and the proof she was born in Sandpoint, Idaho is solid proof that she is GUILTY! Of what, I'm not sure.]

up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background. My dad had lived there at one point, and we're not white. One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.

[So is SMITH.]

this could be something that needs to be checked a bit more if theres anyone at DU with the background to do it.

[Sounds like a perfect DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]

I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism.

[And don't forget to forward that e-mail to your mental health caretaker.]

She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science. north idaho is in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. not too far from Sandpoint. Coeur d'Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.

[Good thing she never went to school in Lynchburg, VA. Lynch. Get it?]

if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.

[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]

you don't know much about ayran nation or sandpoint. I do. this is deadly serious. if shes connected to aryan nation thats a big thing. all gloves are off in this one.

[It's so deadly serious that I'm in the middle of a bellylaugh.]

Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.

[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]

MAN, I'd LOVE to see her nailed with something like this.

[Why don't you present that "evidence" to the International Court at The Hague?]

getting this across to independants and others is important. this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.

[Yes, let them also question your mental health.]

Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.

[KILLJOY!!!]

The picture of the Palins and their friends dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me. I thought of that the minute I saw that photo of them all dressed up in wolf skins. And her children's names are Norse. It's worth looking into.

[Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?]

The Nordic name is "Trygg." They think maybe "Trig" is short for trigger.

[Maybe Trig is short for Trigonometry.]

Its beginning to make sense now, giving them nordic names, in Europe, these folks are well known racist the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians).

[Case closed! GUILTY!!!]

the kids' names are NOT Norse. Not sure what Track and Trig are - but they're not Norse, and Bristol and Piper are English. Don't recall the other girl's name.

[Brunhilda? GUILTY!!!]

Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

[She lied, Moose died.]

Bristol, Willow and Piper are absolutely English, NOT Norse. Track, I have no idea. No idea how that could be considered Norse - and if it's another bizarre Anglicization, I can't identify the source.

[We need to turn over all this "evidence" to a special prosecutor.]

I think it will be difficult to tie Sarah Palin herself to a white supremacist group. But she sure seems to have those connections.

[Those Norse names that aren't are rock solid proof.]

The Heath family left the Gooding area in April of 1926 so their cattle would have grass for grazing along the way. They received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise. In central Idaho, Orville heard a radio for the first time, and family members recalled passing through a white-pine forest so thick in the Boville-Clarkia area that they never saw the sun all day.

[Find out if Orville was listening to Rush Limbaugh.]

On the 1930 Census the listed names of the children of Orville and Bessie match up to the Rootsweb site above. The census images, rootsweb site and online internment records all match one another. Charles R Heath would not have been alive in 1930 so he wouldn't show up on the last census published. If he is a younger son of Orville and Bessie, that sister would likely be Dixie A Heath, as she is the youngest in the household in 1930.

[Dixie? GUILTY!!! Plus Orville and Bessie are well known Norse names.]

Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]

I agree that every corner of her life needs to be investigated, because if we should find her in the position she seeks, this country as we know it, as flawed as it currently is, could be in much deeper trouble. She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish. I thought I disliked the lying weasel, darth, and Rove, but this one really creeps me out.

[That part about Orville listening to the radio for the first time in central Idaho in 1926 is pretty damning right there.]

I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]


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To: PJ-Comix

“...known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.”

Good writing there. So the majority hate both “minorities” and aryan-nation goons?


241 posted on 09/05/2008 6:45:06 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me.”

THOSE DAMNED ESKIMOS!!!


242 posted on 09/05/2008 6:47:22 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I saw Sarah Palin using a Bluetooth headset once...Bluetooth is the name of a Norse king!...

Prove Palin is sending secret messages to her Aryan Nation minions!!!!... it's the rise of the forth reich I tell ya!

(OMG I use "ya" like in German... Bush has brainwashed me to being a Crypto NAZI with out me knowing it... their spiking our pot!)

243 posted on 09/05/2008 7:04:37 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Hey Bill Maher...who's the stewardess now bitch!)
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To: Army Air Corps
They have gone from smoking crack to snorting PCP.

More like they are sniffing crack and smoking PCP.

These idiots need to pull their heads out of their a**es before they suffer further brain damage...

244 posted on 09/05/2008 7:35:13 PM PDT by dirtbiker (My Walmart still has 7 copies of "An Inconvenient Truth" on the shelf)
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To: listenhillary

“Palin’s maiden name Heath, Roves weather machine”

Is that what Rove and Bush used to create and move Hurricane Katrina?


245 posted on 09/05/2008 7:57:16 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: aft_lizard

>I mean what kind of Aryan marries a man who isn’t pure white? Oh wait, I forgot about the facts and lefties.<

Is the race card really being played here? :) To put an idle another rumor to rest, one of Todd Palin’s grandmothers is l/4 Eskimo. So who cares?

Meanwhile Obama claims to be black when he is 50% White, 38% Arab and 12$ black! And plays the race card like a violin for his own reasons!


246 posted on 09/05/2008 8:11:25 PM PDT by Paperdoll (Duncan Hunter for Secretary of Defense!)
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To: Paperdoll

With her snarky attitude regarding race it is somewhat funny that Michelle is married to someone who is half white and her brother is married to a white woman.


247 posted on 09/05/2008 8:15:19 PM PDT by TrishaSC
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To: epow

Gee, and to think I thought “Karl” was German. Oops - the ultimate aryans!


248 posted on 09/05/2008 8:18:28 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Her maiden name is Heath, and that somehow proves she's a white supremacist? Wow, what a stunning display of logic. Hey, DUmmies, my last name is Barbaro, does that mean I'm a horse?
249 posted on 09/05/2008 10:28:32 PM PDT by Rainbow Rising (Say YES to Sarah!!!)
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To: Rainbow Rising

I can’t wait til November 4th, when it is Vice President Palin. If this is how they are now, their heads will literally explode then.


250 posted on 09/06/2008 1:31:57 AM PDT by YdontUleaveLibs (Reason is out to lunch. How may I help you?)
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To: TrishaSC; RasterMaster; pissant; Sun; Calpernia

Did anyone catch the Glenn Beck tv show on Thursday? He had a panel of authors including Dr. Jerome Corsi, David Freddoso, Jonah Goldberg and Stephen Moore on “OBAMA 101”, which I taped and watched only this morning.

I consider this show the most important one I’ve seen. The panel explains that Community Organizing is a concept based on Socialist Olinsky’s book, “Rules for Radicals”.
Their main aim is to infiltrate the schools and bring outsiders in to education.

Olinsky’s mantra was “Change”, which is not, in reality, change at all, but an excelleration of left wing “take from the haves and give to the have nots”.

The Left’s mode of operation is to say anything necessary to gain power.

Raster, if you by any chance taped this show, can you put it on your menu and post it? Perhaps you can capture it by going into Beck’s website. Really worth a try. Thanks.

If not, Freepers, try to pick up the current books by the above authors, either at your library, or at your closest book store.

It is imperative the American people have this information so vital to the future of our country.


251 posted on 09/06/2008 10:08:47 AM PDT by Paperdoll (Duncan Hunter for Secretary of Defense!)
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To: Paperdoll

Yes. The Boy Blunder is Saul Alinsky marxist and a Louis Farrakhan racist and a Bill Ayers terror sympathizer all rolled into one clueless POS.


252 posted on 09/06/2008 10:13:22 AM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

She’s NOT in the Aryan Nation, I would have seen her at the meetings. :)


253 posted on 09/06/2008 10:42:37 AM PDT by dljordan
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To: Paperdoll

No video, but I did find the transcript...

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0809/04/gb.01.html


254 posted on 09/06/2008 11:30:17 AM PDT by RasterMaster (Rudy McRomneyson = KENNEDY wing of the Republican Party)
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To: NewLand

How about naming someone LeGrande, Quannell or Quoitrel? I was looking at a baby name book at the local library!!


255 posted on 09/06/2008 2:07:00 PM PDT by RightWingTeen (Support FREE education - Homeschool and FREE your kids from SOCIALISM!)
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To: Nasher
Uh huh. You're calling me out? There are multiple chains of logic implicating you.

Nasher -> Nasser -> Gamal Abdel Nasser -> Egyptian President -> 1967 Israeli War -> Israelis testing US weapons for the Pentagon -> Military Industrial Complex -> Rightwing Conspiracy Launched in 1940's to Destroy Barack Obama.

-and-

Nasher -> Nash Rambler -> Car Driven by Graham Nash -> Crosby, Stills and Nash -> Anti-War Activism -> Four Dead in Ohio -> Killed by National Guard -> Military Industrial Complex -> Rightwing Conspiracy Launched in 1940's to Destroy Barack Obama.

-- and MOST SINISTER OF ALL --

Nasher -> Masher -> Potato Masher -> Slang Used for WWII German Grenade -> Bush Family Evil Empire / Secret Nazi Connection -> Allied and Axis Military Industrial Complexes both financed by Rothschild's -> Rightwing Conspiracy Launched in 1940's to Destroy Barack Obama.

We are not fools here, sir.

256 posted on 09/06/2008 7:08:05 PM PDT by FredZarguna (If you think OP Chaos was bad, wait till the Clintons start extracting their revenge.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is the funniest thread I’ve ever seen on FR.
I think this creative sarcasm is FANTASTIC and gets a lot of us past the depressing MSM’s PC-wallow of the past months. Thank you, PJ for “starting” all this.

Thank you, all FReepers for the LOL.

...stay safe...

Go Sarah!

PS: Perfect menu for November 4th:

1. Mooseburgers.
2. Wolf brand chili
3. Idaho potatoes
4. Arizona Tea
5. whatever beer they like in Alaska. (Moosehead? that’s Canadian...hmmm)

and dessert? HEATH bars! >snork<

(This is all, of course, subtle Aryan Nation Menu Code)


257 posted on 09/06/2008 8:06:14 PM PDT by CarolTX (Onward through the fog)
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To: Paperdoll

“Their main aim is to infiltrate the schools ..”

That REALLY makes me mad. I’m so sick of the indoctrination of all kinds in the government schools.

Thanx for the info.


258 posted on 09/06/2008 9:38:39 PM PDT by Sun (Pray that God sends us good leaders. Please say a prayer now.)
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To: RasterMaster

“No video, but I did find the transcript...

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0809/04/gb.01.html

Thanks, RasterMaster!


259 posted on 09/06/2008 9:40:35 PM PDT by Sun (Pray that God sends us good leaders. Please say a prayer now.)
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To: All; Paperdoll

More about Obama and indoctrination in the govt. schools:

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=74462


260 posted on 09/06/2008 10:38:43 PM PDT by Sun (Pray that God sends us good leaders. Please say a prayer now.)
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