DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 (DUmmies cramping up with PMS--Palin Madness Syndrome!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Purrcival]

I’m one of their nightmares, too. I’m a college grad with 7 professional certifications.

[dirtbiker]

Wow, listen to the love, the tolerance, the intelligence.

I tried to, but all I heard were crickets chirping....

[Purrcival]

Which one wins today’s Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award, kevkrom? So many candidates today!

[mikrofon]

And we're going to send her snowbilly butt screaming back to Alaska with her pointed tail between her hooved legs!

Why would you want to send Hillary to Alaska?

[Purrcival]

Speaking of “Barracuda”, lawyers for Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart have apparently sent a “cease and desist” letter to the McCain campaign. They don’t want the campaign to use their son, “Barracuda”:

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/sarah-palin-Slammed-by-Barracuda-Singers-for-Using-Song

[beans36]

We need to keep hitting on the issues like this!

Desperate times call for desperate measures. This sounds like a job for....DUAC!!!

[Purrcival]

SONG “Barracuda”, not SON “Barracuda”. Sheesh — this site needs an edit function for posts.

[HoosierHawk]

The only people who are behind the Caribou Barbie are the fundies and the Republican PR people.

I love the "Caribou Barbie" label. If I were part of the McCain team, I'd start working on buttons and bumper stickers.

What's really amazing about this DUFU thread is that it attacks Palin with all of the "really smart" comments that the left has parroted for 30+ years: ignorant, stupid, hypocritical, racist, sexist, idiotic, mean-spirited, vile, vitriolic, demonic, nasty, dumb, smug, coached...blah, blah, blah.

And just as I shook my head to continue FReeping, I ran across this gem:

We need to keep hitting on the issues like this!

[Mr. Silverback]

"Hypocritical," as in a bunch of debauched, depraved, degenerates who suddenly get all concerned about sexual morality.

Yep, the party of...

Bill Clinton
John Edwards
Marion Barry
Barney Frank
Gerry Studds
Eliot Spitzer
Jim McGreevey
Kwame Kilpatrick
Antonio Villaraigosa
Dick "Toesucker" Morris
Gary Hart
Gary Condit
Approximately 90% of American homosexuals
Planned Parenthood

...is get all het up over a pregnant teenager?

[Mr. Silverback]

Shiny on the outside; maggots on the inside.

Says a member of the party of abortion on demand.

[Paul Heinzman]

SONG “Barracuda”, not SON “Barracuda”. Sheesh — this site needs an edit function for posts

Some of my most embarrassing and inadvertently FUnnie posts would be ruined if we could edit our posts. If I can't laugh at myself, I got no business laughing at anyone else.

[epow]

What does a community organizer do?

Organizes communities of course.

If I'm not mistaken, the job involves passing out cigarettes, Wild Irish Rose wine, and Colt 45 malt liquor to street people, aka homeless derelicts, who are willing to spend election day being bussed from polling place to polling place using faked ID to cast multiple votes for Democrat candidates. At least that's what community organizing seems to mean in Atlanta, it may mean something else in Chicago.

[Mr. Silverback]

My retarded father talked about her like he had known her for years. . . . Way to go dad, you're a moron.

Don't forget that Democrats are the real family values party!

[nina0113]

Do you ever get the idea that mouthy libs are nothing but the people who were ugly back in high school?

And still ARE.

[Mr. Silverback]

[More than "Empty Suit" and "Entrenched Blowhard"?]

I sense a Freep sign coming on...

[epow]

Ahhhhh the friendly Libs...

Ahhhhh, the frightened Libs...

The scent of fear is in the air at the DUmp, which is an improvement over the scent that is usually in the air over there.

[Paul Heinzman]

There are NO words to vile to describe this woman. She is a MONSTER.

Vice President Sarah Palin. Choke it down; take it like a man.

[Shortstop7]

Piper is the Perfect Rovian Plant. Heehee.

That magnificent bastard! ;)

[wjcsux]

I wear a HazMat suit (made of wolfskin) when I go in.
Is your Tetanus shot up to date?

[epow]

Do you ever get the idea that mouthy libs are nothing but the people who were ugly back in high school?

Only in high school? Many of the liberal women who I see on TV have a bad case of the pluguglies that must have taken a couple of decades to fully develop. I could almost feel sorry for them if they weren't so arrogant, hateful, and just downright mean. I guess the frustration that comes from being proved wrong so many times on so many issues is awfully hard on the facial structure.