Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) has just about run its course (exp. 1-20-09), so the DUmmies have to find a new monster to get their blood boiling. They've found just the right candidate, the girl of their nightmares, namely, Sarah Palin. The last few days the DUmmies have been cramping up with a bad case of PMS--Palin Madness Syndrome! Governor Palin's grand slam of a speech and her skyrocketing popularity have sent their PMS symptoms up to levels rarely seen even with BDS! The frothing at the mouth is fierce and FUnnie at the same time and in full display all across the DUmp, as seen in this THREAD, "Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin's Shockingly Poor Performance," and this THREAD, "Palin Power: Fresh Face Now More Popular Than Obama, McCain."
So make sure your rabies shots are up-to-date as we take a field sample, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying the sight of a woman field-dressing a donkey, is in the [brackets]:
Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin's Shockingly Poor Performance
[Try "sensational," "fantastic," "blow-the-roof-off-the-place great," "record ratings". . . .]
Forget shrill and all the words that will get PUMA's panties in a twist.
[Thank you, Harry Reid, for that sexist put-down! Even Campbell Brown was offended. FORGET "shrill"? There are plenty of women who won't!]
Try mean, as in it is mean spirited to say that a community organizer does not have actual responsibilities.
[Try "Zero," as in "Zero! Zero! Zero!"]
Try ignorant.
[As in, "DUmmies."]
Try hypocritical.
["Hypocritical," as in SUPPOSED "feminists," who attack Governor Palin for being a successful working mom. "Hypocritical," as in a bunch of debauched, depraved, degenerates who suddenly get all concerned about sexual morality. "Hypocritical," as in the Party of Love and the New Politics spewing more crude than an Alaskan oil well.]
Try pit bull. . . .
[With lipstick, you dipstick.]
Try idiot.
[As in, "the leftist lowlifers whose personal attacks on Governor Palin and her family drove the ratings for her speech to record levels and rallied the nation to her defense." THANX, idiots! And thanx to you, DUmmie McCamy Taylor, for your fine display of Palin Madness Syndrome. Now wipe the froth off your mouth while we collect PMS samples from your fellow DUmmies. . . .]
We MUST "OUT" +Force this little pip OUT NOW!
[This "little pip" just ripped your guy a new one!]
Well, if you put lipstick on a rabid dog in heat, it's still a b*tch.
[If you put Palin Madness Syndrome in a DUmmie, it turns into a hypocritical sexist.]
There's nothing "tough" or "strong" about a vile, mean-spirited mental lightweight spewing vitriol like a high-school "Heather." Pit bulls have far more redeeming qualities than Sarah Palin. She's more like a nasty toy poodle ... self-indulged and a spoiled brat. Shiny on the outside; maggots on the inside.
[Who let the dogs out? 'Cause the DUmmies are on the run!]
A$$hole suits her to a T.
[Palin Madness Syndrome suits you to a P, as in "PMS"!]
There are NO words to vile to describe this woman. She is a MONSTER.
[AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! IT'S THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER!!!!!!!]
And we're going to send her snowbilly butt screaming back to Alaska with her pointed tail between her hooved legs!
[Send the White Witch back on her snowmobile snowmachine!]
Her excuse was being a woman. But that was no woman.
[It was Karl Rove in drag.]
Licking down the baby's hair was scripted. . . .
[Piper is a Perfect Rovian Plant.]
This person is an a$$hole. It's on the record- Alaskans know it- and then some.
[That must explain her 86% approval ratings.]
I think they may use Palin to deliver some really nasty attacks that McCain couldn't pull off. Well actually, they just did.
[Hee! Hee! McBrilliant!]
She is so dumb it is painful to watch her.
[Well, there were 40 million masochists who tuned in to watch her, then.]
I especially liked the "fascist fear monger, idiot a$$hole" part.
[Words of love, so soft and tender. . . .]
We need to keep hitting on the issues like this!
[Especially the "idiot a$$hole" issue.]
Palin just sent me over the edge. Her smug factor is off the charts. It seems like she is being groomed to become a good looking female Karl Rove and that really scares me.
[Like I said, "Sarah Palin" IS Karl Rove in drag.]
I'm enjoying this site very much today, finding that so many people agreed with my gut reactions. . . .
[And gutter remarks.]
I just don't understand why even many of the PBS people were saying how great her speech was.
[However, we FULLY understand why you PMS people are so consumed with Palin Madness Syndrome!]
LACK OF A PENIS is not a JOB QUALIFIER.... nor is 5 years in captivity
[Lack of a brain is not a DISqualifier from posting in DUmmieland. In fact, it's a requirement!]
since she compared herself with a pit bull, I have to go along with that and agree with her that she is a B*TCH.
[The verdict is in: PMS is the new BDS! Now let's go to the other DUmmieland thread, where they report the latest Rasmussen poll, which shows that Palin is now more popular than Obama. . . .]
She's an inexperienced celebrity.
[Correction, Obama is a "he."]
I'm already depressed.
[Oh, this is just the start. Better stock up on the Zoloft.]
My retarded father talked about her like he had known her for years. . . . Way to go dad, you're a moron.
[That's "moran."]
Let her open her mouth with some unscripted dialogue . . .
[. . . and she'll still do better than Obama's "uhs" and Biden's gaffes.]
We still don't get it ... a vast majority of red state bible-thumping, trailer park hicks are indubitably stupid. They see in Palin one of them. . . . Unless these people are educated, they will continue to rule us.
[Stupid people rule!]
If McCain somehow pulls this off it will be entirely because of his pick of Palin. Also IMO Obama's pick of Biden went directly against his meme of "Change you can Believe in". What is Change about Biden?
[Every time he opens his mouth, he has to change feet.]
If you believe this propaganda, I have a bridge to nowhere you might like to see.
[Put it on eBay, sfexpat2000, you can start a fundraiser.]
The only people who are behind the Caribou Barbie are the fundies and the Republican PR people.
[The only ones behind Emperor Zero and Beltway Joe are the PMS people.]
I've said it before and I'm going to say it again. obama has one huge obstacle and that is the color of his skin.
[When all else fails, play the race card. I predict that will be your fall-back excuse come November.]
they are coaching her, where is rove anyway.
[Playing the part of "Sarah Palin." It's an incredible make-up job, don't you think?]
BREAKING: Google reports that "Naughty Librarian" now tops ALL searches. . . .
[More than "Empty Suit" and "Entrenched Blowhard"?]
The media is going to screw this up for Obama. . . .
[Their blatant, transparent bias is pure GOLD!]
palin is failin.
[Obama is bombin'. Biden is hidin'. DUmmies are crummy . . . with PMS!]
Top Ten!
Whoo hooo.
PING!
Top 10 !
Wow, listen to the love, the tolerance, the intelligence.
The Palinator has struck fear in the Marxists. This is a good thing.
Go ahead libs, keep pokin the she bear, go ahead.
That's it - you're moving out!
LOL !!!!!!!
Correction, Obama is a ‘he’
Priceless.
I'll take rhyming kindergarten for $200 Alex!
I hope they keep ranting all the way until Obama loses...it’s delicious!
Right now McCain is having her say, The Rain in Spain falls Mainly in the Plain...
Pray for W, McCuda and Our Troops
If there was any doubt about fascism on the left, that pretty much clears it up. Pol Pot would be proud.
Thanks for taking one for the team and delving into that cesspool of waste so that we don’t have to.
Ahhhhh the friendly Libs....
I feel about Palin the way young men think of their friends’ hot moms: I have a crush but feel a little guilty about it, which makes it all the more fun.
I wonder how many DU’ers are medicated?
I just sampled TWO such threads. You could multiply that times FIFTY! They are COMPLETELY consumed!
Hee! Hee!
“There’s nothing ‘tough’ or ‘strong’ about a vile, mean-spirited mental lightweight spewing vitriol like a high-school ‘Heather.’”
Do you ever get the idea that mouthy libs are nothing but the people who were ugly back in high school?
I thought that was Rudy’s line anyway. Maybe I’m wrong.
Not as many as will be!
Ping!
As you said, this is venom and vituperation from “mugs, pugs, thugs”, deviates and degenerates of every kind, stripe and color. They hate what they see in her calm, confident smile - the same thing they saw and hated in Reagan’s smile - the deep and abiding lack of caring about what they think. Sarah’s comportment reminds me of a line from a Boz Scaggs’ song: “Cool running! Send them all a postcard from the zone!”
Rudy also got in his digs, and had a lot of fun doing it. And before him, it was Hawaii Gov. Linda Lingle who got the "Zero!" thing going.
LOL- This is the first time that the funniest DUFU comment was not written by one of the humble correspondents.
My retarded father talked about her like he had known her for years. . . . Way to go dad, you're a moron.The typical DUmmy: lots of teenage angst, but no wisdom, life experience, or voter registration card.
Too funny, lol. The DUmmies see it all slipping away.... and they were so close, so close. Their babblings are a joy to read. :>)
pattyjo
They’re just upset that we’re tied at 42 each, and they can’t expand their base no matter how hard they try. We can. It’s going to be a hard slog, but we might yet win.
"Playing the part of Piper Palin this evening will be Kurt Grove."
Karl Rove in drag! Good grief!
Do you have to shower after you get this compiled
Every time I see that name I laugh.
Well, Charles, that may not be exactly true. Some of the DUmmies have been exploring the possibility of impeaching a President, even AFTER he leaves office. I'm serious...or series. :-D
I wear a HazMat suit (made of wolfskin) when I go in.
Inspiring, rejuvenating, uplifting, funny, Reganesque, gonna-destroy-USWeeklyMagazine, FaceThatCanLaunchAThousandShips, Anti-Obama, anti-Biden, So-Far-Out-Of-The-Park-I-Don't-Even-Know-Where-I-Parked, ARE. YOU. F---IN.KIDDING.ME?
Here's a few non-sexist words for you: Ronald Reagan's spirit is still alive, in a beautiful smart wonderful lady named Sarah Palin and she can work you against yourselves, bypass you and throw the ball right to the American people.
FINALLY...barracuda.
I’m one of their nightmares, too. I’m a college grad with 7 professional certifications.
I tried to, but all I heard were crickets chirping....
Which one wins today’s Peace, Love, and Tolerance Award, kevkrom? So many candidates today!
Why would you want to send Hillary to Alaska?
Speaking of “Barracuda”, lawyers for Ann and Nancy Wilson of Heart have apparently sent a “cease and desist” letter to the McCain campaign. They don’t want the campaign to use their son, “Barracuda”:
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/sarah-palin-Slammed-by-Barracuda-Singers-for-Using-Song
Desperate times call for desperate measures. This sounds like a job for....DUAC!!!
SONG “Barracuda”, not SON “Barracuda”. Sheesh — this site needs an edit function for posts.
I love the "Caribou Barbie" label. If I were part of the McCain team, I'd start working on buttons and bumper stickers.
What's really amazing about this DUFU thread is that it attacks Palin with all of the "really smart" comments that the left has parroted for 30+ years: ignorant, stupid, hypocritical, racist, sexist, idiotic, mean-spirited, vile, vitriolic, demonic, nasty, dumb, smug, coached...blah, blah, blah.
And just as I shook my head to continue FReeping, I ran across this gem:
We need to keep hitting on the issues like this!
Yep, the party of...
Bill Clinton
John Edwards
Marion Barry
Barney Frank
Gerry Studds
Eliot Spitzer
Jim McGreevey
Kwame Kilpatrick
Antonio Villaraigosa
Dick "Toesucker" Morris
Gary Hart
Gary Condit
Approximately 90% of American homosexuals
Planned Parenthood
...is get all het up over a pregnant teenager?
Says a member of the party of abortion on demand.
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