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DUmmie FUnnies 10-01-08 ("Anybody here have pre-birth memories?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 1, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/01/2008 10:32:53 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Anybody else watch that Bizarre Foods show with Andrew Zimmern? One of my favorite shows. I too love eating exotic foods but last night I felt nauseous watching it for the first time. In one episode, Andrew ate an iguana. What made me sick is that the iguana parts he ate actually looked like they belonged to an iguana. I HATE iguanas. I mean I really detest them because they are all over this area and they are not native to Florida. Ugly invaders who eat our flowers. And the next episode, in Samoa, Andrew ate a raw eye of a freshly caught tuna. That is going a bit too far even for me. However, I did get hungry watching him eat that tasty red tuna meat. My favorite thing in sushi!

I would rather eat 10 bags of fried crickets than eat the smallest piece of iguana. However, I'll still watch that show. Eating that giant clam really made me hungry.

Zimmern has the BEST job in the world...except for that iguana eating bit in Trinidad.

1 posted on 10/01/2008 10:32:53 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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IBTP!


2 posted on 10/01/2008 10:33:44 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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In b4 the ping!


3 posted on 10/01/2008 10:33:58 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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4 posted on 10/01/2008 10:35:13 AM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


5 posted on 10/01/2008 10:35:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (I WILL NEVER EAT AN IGUANA! NEVER!!!)
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bp?


6 posted on 10/01/2008 10:35:43 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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[You want me to believe that Helen Thomas had a choice of bodies? Ha!]

BWAHAAAAAHAAAAAAA!

7 posted on 10/01/2008 10:36:11 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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So Michelle Obama CHOSE to be that woman so she could be perpetually p*ssed off?


8 posted on 10/01/2008 10:36:56 AM PDT by weegee (Obama's a uniter?"I want you to argue with them (friends,neighbors,Republicans) & get in their face")
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top 10


9 posted on 10/01/2008 10:37:34 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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They wanted a boy, and when the doctor told my dad he had another daughter, he said "can i see HIM?" (another thing the family jokes about...haha)

Kookoo lesbian now, no doubt. Daddy's fault.

Seriously, it's like an insane asylum over there.

10 posted on 10/01/2008 10:37:35 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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I ahve done holotropic breathwork a few times..

I think he means he has worked on his halitosis breath, but got confused and dyslexic.

11 posted on 10/01/2008 10:38:36 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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When watching him eat bats, I started to wonder if he ever gets food poisoning? BTW, has Zimmern ever just flat out barfed on his show after trying something really yucky? I thought he was going to do that last night in Samoa when he sampled that snotty looking guts in the bottle.


12 posted on 10/01/2008 10:39:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (I WILL NEVER EAT AN IGUANA! NEVER!!!)
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Seriously, it's like an insane asylum over there.

Or, the insane ass lie-um...

13 posted on 10/01/2008 10:40:20 AM PDT by bcsco (Sarah America! Ignore the lipstik at your peril!)
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How about a nice, big plate of slatur... ?


14 posted on 10/01/2008 10:42:35 AM PDT by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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How can these kooks have “pre-birth” dreams? They are all partial birth abortion enthusiasts! Life doesnt begin for these moonbats until the doctor slaps’em on the ass..


15 posted on 10/01/2008 10:43:43 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Hussein, produce the REAL Birth Certificate!)
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The Elders were sitting around a giant oval-shaped crystal table.

But they made me eat at the little plastic kiddie table.

16 posted on 10/01/2008 10:45:09 AM PDT by steve-b (Intelligent design is to evolutionary biology what socialism is to free-market economics.)
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We, (the close friends that I would spend this life with) were planning specific events that we would experience together, choosing our parents and such. Even some of the beings that were to be my pets were there. That was part of why they were coming back as another animal, so that I would take care of them.

How does someone this stupid even remember to inhale?

"Lord, what a gullible breed." -----Agent Kay.

17 posted on 10/01/2008 10:45:22 AM PDT by 50sDad (OBAMA: In your heart you know he's Wright.)
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the only thing ive ever seen him NOT able to eat was some greenish-black fermented and rotten soy stuff that some taiwanese woman made.

he took a bite and spit it out...he said there is NO way i can get this down. he has eaten some pretty nasty things on that show

18 posted on 10/01/2008 10:47:06 AM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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horse hockey!


19 posted on 10/01/2008 10:48:00 AM PDT by YourAdHere (McCain-MILF 08)
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How about this for “exotic” food?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2094907/posts


20 posted on 10/01/2008 10:48:45 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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