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DUmmie FUnnies 10-01-08 ("Anybody here have pre-birth memories?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 1, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/01/2008 10:32:53 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix

I remember back before I first logged onto FR. Does that count?


21 posted on 10/01/2008 10:48:45 AM PDT by gridlock (The Democrats have attacked Motherhood. If they attack Baseball and Apple Pie, we got it made!)
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To: PJ-Comix

In a previous life, I firmly believed in reincarnation.

I have since learned though that it is a bunch of baloney.


22 posted on 10/01/2008 10:49:01 AM PDT by RobRoy (This is comical)
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To: cardinal4

I remember clearly having pre-birth memories.

I was all warm and snuggly in my mother’s womb, sucking my thumb and thinking “I hope I don’t get aborted today.”


23 posted on 10/01/2008 10:49:22 AM PDT by Brookhaven
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To: johnny7

In one episode, Zimmern went to the Carnegie Deli in New York and ate an enormous corned beef sandwich. Come on! How bizzare is that? My guess is that Zimmern just wanted to eat a big delicious sandwich so he passed it off as “bizarre.” I want that job! On the first episode I’ll visit Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse and pretend I’m eating an exotic steak. However, I have eaten sea urchin eggs straight out of the sea urchin so that can legitimately be declared a bizarre food. And then there was the time I ate part of a Calico bass while it was still flipping... MATCH THAT, Andrew!!!


24 posted on 10/01/2008 10:49:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (I WILL NEVER EAT AN IGUANA! NEVER!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
“I ahve done holotropic breathwork a few times..”

Apparently, spell check/proofreading is not part of holotropic breathwork.

25 posted on 10/01/2008 10:49:48 AM PDT by alarm rider (Peace! through superior fire power....)
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To: PJ-Comix
"The Elders were sitting around a giant oval-shaped crystal table."

And one of the Elders, the small green one with big ears, had a strangely incongruent way of talking. Understand him you could, but time it took.

26 posted on 10/01/2008 10:50:03 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix

Lol. I hate it when my pre-birth memories come back. I had everything set up in mom’s womb. For nine months I just laid around. Lost it all when she kicked me out.


27 posted on 10/01/2008 10:50:39 AM PDT by Dallas59 (Just Say NObama!)
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To: GQuagmire

Zimmern already ate bull balls in Spain. I saw that episode. BTW, I’ve eaten the same in Montana. There they call them “Rocky Mountain Oysters.”


28 posted on 10/01/2008 10:51:05 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (I WILL NEVER EAT AN IGUANA! NEVER!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I don’t even remember last Tuesday.


29 posted on 10/01/2008 10:52:38 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sorry PJ. I’m with the DU’s on this one. I have pre-birth memories. These memories are from when my mother was in labor just before I was born.


30 posted on 10/01/2008 10:52:42 AM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: kingattax
the only thing ive ever seen him NOT able to eat was some greenish-black fermented and rotten soy stuff that some taiwanese woman made.

He ate some really disgusting look green stuff last night that also smelled horrible. But in this case he liked it. I got really jealous when I saw him eating that giant clam in Samoa. That is something I would LOVE to try.

31 posted on 10/01/2008 10:52:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (I WILL NEVER EAT AN IGUANA! NEVER!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
We, (the close friends that I would spend this life with) were planning specific events that we would experience together, choosing our parents and such. Even some of the beings that were to be my pets were there. That was part of why they were coming back as another animal, so that I would take care of them.

LOL! And you were all speaking English too I bet.

I just had to laugh, this is like my daughter who was watching some ghost finders on a show that were in caves in S. America, the guys were asking (in English) "If you can hear us, show us a sign!"

I just flash back to the old Charlie Brown TV shows when the the adults start talking... WA WA wa wa wa... Like ancient ghosts were taking English courses while hanging out in a cave, or over in Transylvania during the Dark Ages.

DUmmies are just hilarious when faced with justifying practical questions like this.

32 posted on 10/01/2008 10:52:59 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: PJ-Comix
I know my birth was hard for my mom, I came 10 days early, on New year's eve...and they wanted me to be a new years baby so they joke about having held my mom's legs together till midnight!

A FReeper, on the other hand, would brag about being born on New Year's Eve to get her parents an extra deduction that year to keep the government from taking the money they earned.

33 posted on 10/01/2008 10:55:08 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The $700B bail out is giving parachutes to bankers while we must keep our seat belts on and shut up.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”


34 posted on 10/01/2008 10:55:53 AM PDT by Brucifer ("The dog ate my copy of the Constitution." G W Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix

“really disgusting look green stuff last night that also smelled horrible”

Hey! I want “smell-a-vision” just like PJ has!

Do you have my flying car?


35 posted on 10/01/2008 10:56:14 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: Dallas59
Lost it all when she kicked me out.

"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."

36 posted on 10/01/2008 10:57:12 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: kingattax

Is there any way to get in touch with Andrew Zimmern? I would like to be his guide if he ever visits South Florida. I know of an outdoor barbeque place in an industrial park where they serve TERRIFIC jerk chicken. Very hot but pleasantly so. My wife won’t eat it because too hot for her but I love that pleasant heat it leaves in my ears. I can actually feel it there.


37 posted on 10/01/2008 10:57:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (I WILL NEVER EAT AN IGUANA! NEVER!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’ll pass on the Rocky Mountain Oysters,Iguana,Bats,Tuna Eyes, or anything else like that thank you very much...........


38 posted on 10/01/2008 10:57:51 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: dfwgator

I’m hoping to go out like that...


39 posted on 10/01/2008 10:57:58 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix

This is one of the ways libs lie to themselves about abortion. They think the baby’s soul just gets back in line until a more convenient time.


40 posted on 10/01/2008 10:58:06 AM PDT by Eepsy (12-30-2008 +1)
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