DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-08 (Sarah Palin's Debate Performance Enrages DUmmies)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 3, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

[skimask]

"A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN FOR ALL IF YOU VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN!"

LOUSEY FREEPER TROLL!!!!!!! and a RACIST one too.

[sarasota]

Thanks for the post. Anybody got a video link?

[CSM]

I was thinking along the same lines. Her husband probably secretly lusts after Governor Palin. Can you blame him? It must be very difficult to be married to someone so filled with hate, then when a connection is made through a wink it is easy to be swept away.

Or, another theory could be that he is so confused by feeling any emotion after being dead inside for so long, that he must translate it into hate, in order to quickly get back to the comfort of feeling dead inside.

[Terry Mross]

She has camera experience, like Reagan, and it shows. And isn’t it interesting that both her and Reagan were sports reporters.

[Petronski]

She has the Halliburton blood group tattooed under her arm.

[Our man in washington]

There were times when I literally had to get up,

I'm glad he clarified that. If he had just set "I had to get up", I would have assumed he was talking figuratively.

/S

[skimask]

One of the Yortuk brothers...a wild and crazy guy.

Biden reminds me of a guy at high school who would hang out by the girls restroom every day.

[Allegra]

DUmmie comment: WE MUST WIN THIS ELECTION, PEOPLE. I think my brain will terminate its own synapses...

Your brain already has. You're a liberal and a DUmmie, aren't you?

[Marathoner]

Interesting. I thought the DUmmies were all smug and confident knowing that their Marxist POS has got it sewn up.

[allmendream]

LOL. It was from a skit on SNL with Helen Hunt. Tim Meadows said “and that is why God invented the skank” and nodded to Helen Hunt who nodded back. It was funny.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Wow, they are really scared in DU land....ha ha ha ha

[Toki]

I hope so, I wouldn’t want her to be a Jedi. But I always saw Cheney as more a Dooku. Bush always seemed like Vader to me. But anyway..

/end geek moment

[jpf]

“She is the epitome of a cartoon-cowgirl, arrogant-ignorant American.”

See and all this time I thought they hated America, but I was wrong, America the place is fine, it's the people they can't stand.

[skimask]

Not only is she filled with hate but she hasen’t shaved her arms or legs for over 10 years. Poor hubby.

[CSM]

Ewww, I was already thinking that but wanted to get the visual out of my mind very quickly. Dang you for making it more permanent!

;-)

[caseinpoint]

What sets these people off is simple: optimism. They hated Bush for it. They hate Palin for it. They would have hated Reagan for it had they been out of diapers at the time. A message like “America is great and together we can do anything.” gives a lie to their pathetic excuses for not accomplishing anything. How dare these Conservatives say you can do anything if you put your mind to it in this country? How dare they imply that my unhappiness is my own fault? How dare they imply I just need to work harder? That, I believe, is at the root of the BDS or PDS. They cannot justify their own emo selves in the face of optimism and achievement.

[hsalaw]

Anyone who stands with that imbecilic, witch hunting Ferengi "preacher" )"In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEBUS! In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!) is a dolt by choice.

They just can't stop talking about that whacko Rev. Wright and how stupid Obambi is to have stayed in his so-called church.

[hsalaw]

Anyone who stands with that imbecilic, witch hunting Ferengi "preacher" )"In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEBUS! In the name of JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUS!) is a dolt by choice.

The DUmmies just can't stop talking about that whacko Rev. Wright and how stupid Obambi is to have stayed in his so-called church.

[hsalaw]

she embodies nearly everything I loathe in this life.

Here's the short list of "nearly everything" this DUmmie hates: she's an intelligent, hard-working, loving, Christian, heterosexual, family-oriented, conservative woman. And this DUmmie hates all of those things.

[meowmeow]

It all reminds me of the Gospels, where Jesus is just walking along doing His thing, and suddenly a demon-possessed person starts screaming their head off at Him.

There really is a spiritual element to their behavior - very scary. We're not just battling flesh here...