DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-08 (DUmmie Panic Preview When Polls Tighten)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Purrcival]

Don’t forget the “We’re Sorry” website!

http://www.sorryeverybody.com/

[ThreeYearLurker]

The Dummies only believe polls that agree with their position instead of aggregate polls. Silly dummies.

http://obamaisagiantasshelmet.blogspot.com

[franksolich]

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[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,15041.0.html

[Mr. Silverback]

Take a look at the stuff Freeper LS has been finding in these internals (the easiest way is to just look at his in forum) and you’ll find that Obama is actually trailing Kerry badly among some important Dem constituencies, such as being down among Jews by 15% compared to this time in 2004.

[Mr. Silverback]

Right before I posted, he line "Die, Jedi dogs!" from Attack of the Clones popped into my head, and i modified it appropriately. :-)

[DJ MacWoW]

LOL!!

And thank you for the direction to LS's info!

[Arrowhead1952]

scarborough thinks ayers and wright will tighten the election back up

[Thought Crime! How Dare he even think that!]

Don't mention that most pollsters "oversample" dims most of the time. Also, not a mention of voter fraud.

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I want to remain optimistic. I do. But then I remember the lessons of the past 12-15 years and beyond and my optimism goes out the window.

[Please keep that optimistic smile on your face as we fiddle with your Diebold.]

Don't rain on our parade - yet.

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Every poll says otherwise. When will Scarborough be forced to accept reality?

[And we must accept those polls because they are every bit as accurate as the 2004 exit polls. Anyway, fasten your seatbelts, everybody, about a week before the election because that is when the DUFU FUn really begins when the polls tighten up.]

Repeat after me DUmmie.

The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.
The Bradley effect.

[Mr. Silverback]

Glad to!

[Paul Heinzman]

scarborough thinks ayers and wright will tighten the election back up

The final tightening factor will be the voting booth. Same thing that happened with Kerry. When moderate Dems and Independents step into that booth and get ready to pull the lever, punch the chad, tap the screen, what have you, the coolness factor disappears.

In 2004 it was "Anyone but Bush--cool." This year it's "The first African-American president--cool."

I suspect there will be an upset. That's not a prediction, nor an invitation to a wager, just an observation.

[Paul Heinzman]

jeez what a f*cked up man

These people could lose a debate with a zucchini. I swear, the guy makes one speculation, vocalizes it, and they attack. He wasn't stating it as a fact, or even a theory--more of a hypothesis. It's one of those let's-wait-and-see kind of things.

[Paul Heinzman]

But then I remember the lessons of the past 12-15 years

You do understand that you're talking about eight years of the Bush administration AND the last seven years of the Clinton (D, if you needed reminded) administration, don't you?

[Paul Heinzman]

He WANTS it to tighten up but its backfiring instead.

Benburch ain't as young as he used to be.

[word_warrior_bob]

It has been scientifically proven that the “F” word in the title of 36% of all threads and 41.2% of all posts at Democratic Underground.

[Paul Heinzman]

I think the Bradley effect is in full force in these swing states, and even in some of the traditionally Republican states in which McCain is polling lower than expected. I've lived most of my life in Ohio and two years in North Carolina.

When you are in an area that is traditionally labeled "racist," I can believe that a white person could, with the subconscious ease of a somnambulist, misrepresent his or her political beliefs to a human pollster on the phone rather than be perceived as a racist.

[Free_at_last_-2001]

The time they will be extra careful to be accurate will be about a week before the election when their reputations are on the line. - spot on there PJ - but we also must remember the dive by media will call this for 0bama on election day to dissuade voters from even going to vote - this is when we put money on (http://www.intrade.com/ - might even get single figures!) and win big!

[Arrowhead1952]

My observations this year come from McCain/Palin signs in yards that had skerry/edwards signs in ‘04. There are a lot of people who actually know the dims have been in control of congress the past two years and are NOT happy with gas / food prices and their investments.

[Paul Heinzman]

I’ve seen a lot of McCain/Palin signs around here. Ohio’s 13th district vacillates red to blue, and while I see lots of “Re-Elect Betty Sutton” signs, I don’t see many “Obama/What’s-His-Name” signs round these parts.

[Deetes]

ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

[Darkwolf377]

Have the DUmmies addressed the Ayers thing in ANY sort of rational way? (I know, I know, then they wouldn’t be DUmmies.) Are they just denying there’s any connection, or do they admit they are connected, but the DUmmies just don’t mind that Obama likes terrorists?