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DUmmie FUnnies 10-10-08 (DUmmie Panic Preview When Polls Tighten)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 10, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/10/2008 7:51:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

In this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies you will get a sneak preview on how badly the DUmmies will panic when the polls start to tighten about a week before the election. Why am I so certain that the polls will tighten? Because they ALWAYS do when a Republican is supposedly behind in the polls. Right now the polls show Obama way ahead but how accurate are they? Probably not that accurate but right now the pollsters don't need to worry so much about accuracy. The time they will be extra careful to be accurate will be about a week before the election when their reputations are on the line. Then you will see both a sudden tightening of the polls along with incredible panic from the DUmmies who will be sure this will be a prelude to the Republicans making it easier to steal the election via Diebold deviltry. Today we see the DUmmies angrily scoffing at the very notion that the polls could even tighten up in this THREAD titled, "scarborough thinks ayers and wright will tighten the election back up." So let us now watch the DUmmies work themselves into a denial mindset in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to some VERY entertaining DUFUs starting about a week before Election Day on November 5, is in the [barackets]:

scarborough thinks ayers and wright will tighten the election back up

[Thought Crime! How Dare he even think that!]

jeez what a f*cked up man

[Ridiculous to think that the voters would be concerned about Obama's close association with both a terrorist and a Hate Whitey kook.]

He needs to step away from the crack pipe.

[So that you can take a hit on it.]

These smear tactics only appeal to Republican extremists.

[So no more worries about "swiftboating?"]

I want to remain optimistic. I do. But then I remember the lessons of the past 12-15 years and beyond and my optimism goes out the window.

[Please keep that optimistic smile on your face as we fiddle with your Diebold.]

Joe Scab is delusional..and desperate...

[Delusional and desperate? Aren't those requirements for entering the hallowed halls of DUmmieland?]

Is he off his meds again???

[Yes, but only because you stole his lithium.]

He WANTS it to tighten up but its backfiring instead. The polls this morning seem to indicate that people are turned off by this. Remember in 2004 it was the 527s and Bush could hold his hands clean but in 2008 its McCrap and Phalin starting this...you never want to be the candidate and do the smears you want someone from the outside to do it.

[You're going to be FUn to watch starting about a week before the election.]

Every poll says otherwise. When will Scarborough be forced to accept reality?

[And we must accept those polls because they are every bit as accurate as the 2004 exit polls. Anyway, fasten your seatbelts, everybody, about a week before the election because that is when the DUFU FUn really begins when the polls tighten up.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummiefunnies; dummies; moonbats
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1 posted on 10/10/2008 7:51:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 10/10/2008 7:52:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (FREE the Joe Biden raw video!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top ten! Bow, DUFU dogs!


3 posted on 10/10/2008 7:53:21 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.******)
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To: PJ-Comix

ping


4 posted on 10/10/2008 7:53:35 AM PDT by CriticalJ
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To: PJ-Comix

I love dhimmi panic in the morning!


5 posted on 10/10/2008 7:53:58 AM PDT by rockrr (Global warming is to science what Islam is to religion)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5?
Or at least 10!


6 posted on 10/10/2008 7:54:01 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10


7 posted on 10/10/2008 7:54:13 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


8 posted on 10/10/2008 7:54:33 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Wakka-ding-hoy - battle cry of the Plexus Rangers!)
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To: PJ-Comix

DUmmies rely on these polls too much. I’d LOVE to see the campaign internals. Bet they tell an entirely different tale.


9 posted on 10/10/2008 7:55:46 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (In VP's, McCain picked the future, Obama chose the past.)
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To: PJ-Comix

GREAT posting! We need more of this....thanks for our “shot in the arm”....I am hearing more this morning on ACORN/Obama...Obamas Muslim meeting attended by his staff member/s.....and this is giving hope that even CNN, others are starting a little more negative toward Obama. Or, I can hope!

When is this Odinga/Obama video coming out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QcpdUtxNQ


10 posted on 10/10/2008 7:56:03 AM PDT by IndianPrincessOK (McCain/Palin...2 pit bulls, one with lipstick! Pigs will fly with lipstick Nov. 4th)
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To: Mr. Silverback

I’d tell ya smug is mean but my post is #9. :-)


11 posted on 10/10/2008 7:57:42 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (In VP's, McCain picked the future, Obama chose the past.)
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To: IndianPrincessOK

“When is this Odinga/Obama video coming out:”

I’ve sent it to everyone I know. It’s getting out there but is being ignored by MSM - no surprise there.


12 posted on 10/10/2008 8:00:59 AM PDT by Heart of Georgia (McCain (Doggone it)/Palin (You betcha)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m looking forward to the “I BELIEVE!!!”, and “I’m sorry” threads on Nov. 5th. Those should be goldmines.


13 posted on 10/10/2008 8:01:20 AM PDT by Jack of all Trades (This line intentionally left blank)
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To: PJ-Comix

14!


14 posted on 10/10/2008 8:26:14 AM PDT by chesley (I'm still alive, still employed, & still married. Life is GOOD)
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To: Heart of Georgia

Which video is that?


15 posted on 10/10/2008 8:36:24 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Hussein, produce the REAL Birth Certificate!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Remember in 2004 it was the 527s and Bush could hold his hands clean but in 2008 its McCrap and Phalin starting this...

I wish the DUmmie was right, but he isn't. Instead of McCain telling the people about the documented record of Barrak HUSSEIN Obama's intimate connections to people such as Revko, Ayers, Soros, and a slew of other America-hating criminals, cranks, and revolutionaries, the internet warriors are having to carry the load. Governor Palin is trying to do her part, but she isn't getting an iota of help from the leader of the pack. I am very much afraid that if McCain doesn't get off his high horse SOON and start mixing it up with the Obama fanatics we are in for at least one term of horror with a disastrous Barrak HUSSEIN Obama administration.

16 posted on 10/10/2008 8:45:19 AM PDT by epow (300 million radical Muslims fervently want the privilege of being killed while killing you.)
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To: cardinal4; IndianPrincessOK

This one, posted by IndianPrincessOK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QcpdUtxNQ


17 posted on 10/10/2008 9:01:43 AM PDT by Heart of Georgia (McCain (Doggone it)/Palin (You betcha)
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To: Heart of Georgia

THIS needs to be sent out to everyone on your email lists....lets make it viral

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QcpdUtxNQ


18 posted on 10/10/2008 9:08:15 AM PDT by IndianPrincessOK (McCain/Palin...2 pit bulls, one with lipstick! Pigs will fly with lipstick Nov. 4th)
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To: IndianPrincessOK

Doing my best! Keep it going folks.


19 posted on 10/10/2008 9:13:15 AM PDT by Heart of Georgia (McCain (Doggone it)/Palin (You betcha)
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To: Heart of Georgia

Thanks heart of Georgia. At least today we can see ACORN/Obama is getting live play on most of MSM...Corsi is coming out strong Monday with his Obama/Odinga info...and there is just so much out there on Obama we can change the tide.....it will happen!

ok, here’s the Obama/Odinga video...let’s make it viral FReepers!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QcpdUtxNQ


20 posted on 10/10/2008 9:18:31 AM PDT by IndianPrincessOK (McCain/Palin...2 pit bulls, one with lipstick! Pigs will fly with lipstick Nov. 4th)
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