Dude, you don't understand. I got a direct call, from Jesus Himself, on my cell phone.
Larry: Hello?
Jesus: Hello. Is this Larry?
Larry: Yeah.
Jesus: Hi, It's Jesus.
Larry: Jesus who?
Jesus: (annoyed) Jesus CHRIST.... you know, the one who died for your sins.
Larry: Oh! Hey! That was cool. I appreciate ya, dawg.
Jesus: Yeah, well, I didn't die for yours.
Larry: Huh?
Jesus: Yeah. I think you suck.
Larry: Whoa!
Jesus: You suck, you smell funny, and you have a bunch of obnoxious habits. I ***ing hate your guts.
Larry: Wow!
Jesus: So I didn't die for your sins.
Larry: This sucks!
Jesus: Look, I gotta go. Stop calling me, okay?
Larry: You called me!
Jesus: Oh yeah.
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Dude, you don't understand. I got a direct call, from Jesus Himself, on my cell phone. Larry: Hello? Jesus: Hello. Is this Larry? Larry: Yeah. Jesus: Hi, It's Jesus. Larry: Jesus who? Jesus: (annoyed) Jesus CHRIST.... you know, the one who died for your sins. Larry: Oh! Hey! That was cool. I appreciate ya, dawg. Jesus: Yeah, well, I didn't die for yours. Larry: Huh? Jesus: Yeah. I think you suck. Larry: Whoa! Jesus: You suck, you smell funny, and you have a bunch of obnoxious habits. I ***ing hate your guts. Larry: Wow! Jesus: So I didn't die for your sins. Larry: This sucks! Jesus: Look, I gotta go. Stop calling me, okay? Larry: You called me! Jesus: Oh yeah.
LOL - I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh; but seriously, there's times I feel the same way. (Like when I got deployed to Iraq.) The truth is that Satan WANTS you to doubt, and disbelieve, and spend your time worrying and miserable.
Read the sermon on the mount (around Mat 6: 28-29), Jesus talks about something similar, the flowers in a field don't sew or toil and yet they're beyond even Solomon's greatness.
You're smart, you'll see the connection.
Sorry to hear this Larry !........:o)