I can recall in years before the Internet, a photo shoot of Mr. Blackwell’s Worst-Dressed List.
Frau Schlossberg, the granddaughter of Nazi collaborator Joe Kennedy, was going through her hippy-dippy chick phase at the time. The Princess was dissed by Blackwell as “a shaggy dog with pants, who spent $10K to put the wrinkled crotch back in style.”
I wish I could find that in the Ancient Archives Of Doom.