PING!
In.
[It feels like a New AGE!]
DUmmies have been drunk for the past eight years.
[Some of us are getting sick.]
Some of us are getting our blood pressure under control.
[When Obambi lets you down, DUmmies, you'll be REACHING for a bottle!]
Many in the military are worried about the future of the country.
[Calm down, ben.]
Many of us are wearing black armbands today.
[How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb we can believe in? Just . . . The One!]
The sign this DUmmie sees, may be that hussein will crash and burn early.
[We always shower after visiting DUmmieland.]