He doesn't look healthy.
He doesn't look healthy.
Last night I saw my first advertisement on TV (during a family movie) for a dating service - with 2 guys.
Within a few weeks, my own state legislature will ratify homosexual marriage and foist it upon the citizens who don't want it.
Things are happening at lightening speed in these last days.
Where Lorena Bobbit when we need her
Where’s the picture of the guy wearing the full sized healthy condom costume lisping “safe sex! safe sex!”?
If I was walking with my young daughter on a city street one Sunday and a man in a penis costume approached us terrifying my child they would be finding a bloody penis laying in the gutter.
As far as mascots go, you sure can beat a healthy penis.
Three third graders from Philadelphia, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess.
The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. ‘Let’s see who has the largest weenie.’ He says, ‘Okay?’
They all agree.
The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
‘That’s nothing,’ says the Italian kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
Not to be out done, the Black kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid’s mother asks him what he did at school today.
‘Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called ‘Let’s see who has the largest weenie.’
‘What kind of game is that, honey?’ asks the mother.
‘Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say it’s because I’m Black. Is that true?
‘No, Leroy It’s because you’re eighteen and still in the third grade.
Sooooo...is this evidence of uncircumsized discrimination? (I can’t believe I posted this...)
The campaign has expanded (sorry) to include an African-American penis named Byron the Penis and a Hispanic penis named Pedro the Penis as well. The original penis Clark is heading up the campaign and is still the most recognizable penis in the city. Phil the Sore is also back in the campaign trying to cause all the havoc that syphilis causes. Maybe the scariest part of it all is that the three penises have Facebook and My Space pages, while Phil has his own regularly updated Twitter page.
They messed up there, He should only have one eye.