Then we have nothing to talk about. Bye!
Oh, and if you're into snarks:
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/viewarticle.cfm/the-hunting-of-the-denby-15075
Denby's book seems right up your ally. Don't thank me! ;)
You and ADReditor are personally acquainted, then. Is it amicable, or are you like boxers holding the joint presser the day before the big match?