Neither is the grassy knoll theory.
Speaking of which...
It's Knoll Design Day In Dallas, Home To The World's Most Famous Knoll (Thursday, Mar. 5 2009)
Press release headlines that maybe should have been rethought: "Mayor of Dallas, Tom Leppert, Declares March 5th Knoll Design Day."...More boringly, Leppert has declared March 5 to be a day to revel in the utter, amazing glory of a new Knoll Design showroom that is opening in Dallas.
Because when you think Dallas, you think "knoll." And Oswald. And magic bullets. And....
Sometimes you just CANNOT make up better stuff.
Who was in charge of this? T.O.?