Posted on 03/10/2009 6:06:03 PM PDT by ElKafir
4 robbers call in a pizza delivery at a phony address; pizza delivery guy arrives, thugs jump him, pizza guy delivers something very hot, but not exactly what they expected. Story and video here at the link
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Up next, he gets fired for being a danger to other employees.
The EPA fines him for emitting lead into the environment.
Ooh, hadn’t thought of that angle. Yet another for the list.
I’m eating pizza at this moment and suddenly it tastes better.
A friend of a friend back in college was murdered in a similar scenario. Two townies set him up with a fake order and shot him in the back of the head after robbing him (for maybe 30 bucks, tops). Kid was an architecture student with a really bright future. The perps were a couple of chicken$hit wannabe gangsters who later sent a couple of their homegirls to try and intimidate a potential witness.
So, as you can imagine, I’m applauding the delivery guy in this story. He did the right thing, no matter what the company policy ultimately says. I’m only sorry he didn’t have a chance to “serve up” a slug or two to the other three perps (good ol’ .45 ACP...putting bad guys in their place for over 100 years)
One pizza with one topping - lead. Coming to you.
No applauding here.
If he’d upgraded to 10mm there might be 3 fewer thugs out there.
That story made my day...the only thing that could improve upon this story would be that all four of those punks were “pushing up daisies.”
Too bad he didn’t get the other 3 as well.
Maybe they’ll order pizza from the joint?
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