Now we’ll have to drastically reduce our nitrogen-rich runoff in order to save the planet.
Never mind that less CO2 and now less nitrogen enriching will significantly reduce our crop yields.
Flatulent livestock must be brought back to (insert arbitrary year here) levels within 100 months or the end of civilization will be unavoidable.
Perhaps severely crippling taxes on these AGW activities poisoning our biosphere will help curb this imminent catastrophe!
Seems to be just too many people on this planet anyways, so less food that becomes exceptionally expensive should encourage the breeders to promptly seek out sterilization!
Good thing those worms didn’t destroy the planet before us humans got here in time to stop them.
“Flatulent livestock must be brought back to (insert arbitrary year here) levels within 100 months or the end of civilization will be unavoidable.”
wouldn’t it be cheaper to lace their feed with Beano???