[omega4179]

Can you avoid the census? when I was a Bachelor I tossed it and months later a lady knocked on my apartment door and begged/threatened me to answer the census.

[JoanneSD]

I think by the constitution you only are required to tell how many people are in the house hold.. not the rest of the BS.I worked for the census in 2000 and I did not hear of any one getting arrested for not completing their form.. I did not complete mine..

[Viking2002]

Bang on my door and threaten me, and your family will never know where you disappeared to. We sent ours back blank.

These power-drunk dickheads seem to be hell-bent on starting a civil war. So be it.

[fishergirl]

For the 2000 census some lady kept showing up at our office, which used to be for a resident manager. It was not any longer, hadn’t been for years. We told her several times, NO ONE LIVES HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to b-slap her off the porch. She finally got the message.

[lgjhn23]

“Can you avoid the census?....”
Probably not. I tossed the last one in the trash. A few weeks later, a census worker showed up at my door demanding answers to the questions.
I told her: “Lady, there are only two things you NEED to know...right now. 1. there are two adults that live here in this house. 2. You’ve got 30 seconds to get your stinkin’ carcass off my property.”
She got a glimpse of the .40 cal Glock laying on the table and decided to quickly leave....never seen her or anyone else from census.