1. Should they come knocking at your door, you should have a shotgun waiting behind the door and at the ready.
2. Before they can open their trap, you must demand a donation to your favorite charity.
3. At the same time, have them sign a pledge supporting Gov. Palin for president (or whomever you favor).
4. Slam door in face. But just before that, I suggest a blast from your shotgun at their feet followed by another blast at their heels as they are beating feet back to the street.
The best defense is a good offense ...
Why yes I AM all for a good education .. is Obama going to guarantee that? ... How?
What exactly IS green technology?
Honey, if you can't answer those questions, what are you doing here?
etc.