[Notoriously Conservative]

To defend against wild goats in the Alps.

[gigster]

Are they African Goats or European Goats?

[Still Thinking]

And cranky Germans. I love the (perhaps mythical) story about how the Germans were trying to intimidate the Swiss with the fact that their army alone was twice as big as the entire Swiss population. The Swiss said “Hmmm. Then we’ll have to shoot twice.”