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To: Notoriously Conservative

3. Chuck Norris, known far and wide for his Kung Fu Mullet. The Kung Fu is most often sported by Asians, but Chuck doesn't break stereotypes, he tortures them to within an inch of their life, and then eats them for breakfast. Interesting fact, there is no scalp under his mullet, just another fist.

3 posted on 04/22/2009 1:47:17 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Rummyfan
Did you get Chucks permission to post his picture?

Uh-Ohhhhhh...

5 posted on 04/22/2009 1:49:50 PM PDT by Mind Freed ("Every man has the right to be a fool 5 minutes a day. Wisdom is not exceeding the limit.")
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To: Rummyfan

That mullet alone is capable of killing.


19 posted on 04/22/2009 2:02:26 PM PDT by SIDENET ("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
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