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Obama Press Secretary Dismisses Birth Certificate Controversy
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 30 May 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/01/2009 11:10:16 AM PDT by John Semmens

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1 posted on 06/01/2009 11:10:16 AM PDT by John Semmens
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“It astounds me that so many people are continuing this futile quest,”

Resistance is futile, ping!

2 posted on 06/01/2009 11:12:13 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: John Semmens
When this first began, I pooh poohed it as silliness. But if over 400,000 people have petitioned Obama to release his birth certificate and still he refuses, there definitely something bad going on.

Release your birth certificate zerO!

3 posted on 06/01/2009 11:13:27 AM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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“Look, the most powerful man in the world has said we must be satisfied with what he has told us,” Gibbs argued. “That’s good enough for me. It ought to be good enough for any loyal American.”

Ho-lee shiite.

Does that sound like a Joseph Goebells quote or what?

4 posted on 06/01/2009 11:14:48 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Barack Hussein Obama is a walking middle finger.)
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To: Puppage

The subjects should not be questioning the king.


5 posted on 06/01/2009 11:15:21 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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...The most powerful, ought to be good enough...

...Naaa, forget what I’m thinking, yer probably thinking it too...


6 posted on 06/01/2009 11:15:40 AM PDT by gargoyle (...66.7% , A good round number...)
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To: MEGoody

The arrogance of Obama is unbelievable!....


7 posted on 06/01/2009 11:15:40 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: John Semmens
“Look, the most powerful man in the world has said we must be satisfied with what he has told us,” Gibbs argued. “That’s good enough for me. It ought to be good enough for any loyal American. I cannot believe this quote is true. I simply can't believe this...
8 posted on 06/01/2009 11:16:09 AM PDT by wiseprince
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“The subjects should not be questioning the king.”....

Hail all to Obama the Weak!.....


9 posted on 06/01/2009 11:16:47 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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“It astounds me that so many people are continuing this futile quest,”

Deny, Delay, Attack - running the klinton playbook.

10 posted on 06/01/2009 11:16:56 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (FUBO - Don't Tread on Me!)
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“Look, the most powerful man in the world has said we must be satisfied with what he has told us,” Gibbs argued. “That’s good enough for me. It ought to be good enough for any loyal American.”

If that doesn't bring chills down the spine, what will?

11 posted on 06/01/2009 11:18:15 AM PDT by Ingtar (Americans have truly let America down. A sad day.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts; wiseprince

Hard to tell where the satire starts, isn’t it?!


12 posted on 06/01/2009 11:18:32 AM PDT by astyanax (I'm here to spread peace, love and happiness... so get the f*#% out of my way.)
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Loyalty begins when the questions end.

He knows Obama is not eligible. Now he’s just trying to save his job.


13 posted on 06/01/2009 11:19:18 AM PDT by SvenMagnussen (Clever tagline can only be seen on the other internet.)
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“Look, the most powerful man in the world has said we must be satisfied with what he has told us,” Gibbs argued. “That’s good enough for me."

The Most Ethical President In History told the American people that he didn't have relations with "that woman".And he made the same statement under the pains and penalties of perjury.

14 posted on 06/01/2009 11:19:25 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Christian+Veteran=Terrorist)
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“Worse yet, many are not convinced that the posted document isn’t a forgery.” And Gibbs/Obowma goons have now openly accused Hawaii of putting this (forgery) to the public via sending it to the affiramtive action figure’s election workers.


15 posted on 06/01/2009 11:20:01 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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....the most populous intersection of the town at high noon....bump


16 posted on 06/01/2009 11:25:54 AM PDT by B.O. Plenty (Give war a chance...)
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“It astounds me that so many people are continuing this futile quest,” Gibbs remarked at a recent press conference. “We’ve already posted all we intend to post on the Internet, where anyone of these 400,000 petitioners is free to download it.”

Right, Bobby, because we all know that nothing ever gets Photoshopped first before it is posted on the Internet.

17 posted on 06/01/2009 11:27:15 AM PDT by Isabel C.
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To: Ingtar
Heil! Obama!   Speil! Obama!
Heil, Obama! Spiel, Obama!

18 posted on 06/01/2009 11:28:32 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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Hypothetically speaking, would 0bama release his long-form BC and college records if someone kidnapped a busload of minority children and held them for ransom? The ransom would, of course, be the public release of his papers.

I am NOT hoping for this to actually happen, nor would I ever encourage anyone to do it, just throwing the question out there for the subject of this discussion.

Personally, I think he’d still refuse to release his papers.


19 posted on 06/01/2009 11:37:25 AM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( ))))
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Now that my country is being destroyed I would like to be assured that it is accomplished by a natural born citizen instead of a foreign usurper.


20 posted on 06/01/2009 11:37:31 AM PDT by 353FMG
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