DUmmie FUnnies 06-22-09 ("Obama's promise of a new beginning now hollow")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 22, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[decal]

“I had some on from 2004 that have finally faded so much you can't read them...”

Five lousy years and it's already faded? A Dem must have made it.

Or maybe the DUmmie meant 2004 BC...”RE-ELECT MENTUHOTEP III: SPHINX YOU CAN BELIEVE IN”

[dirtbiker]

I don’t get why they swear so much are they all under age 22?

No, but their IQ's are....

[COBOL2Java]

I have always put bumper stickers on my car in a BIG way, showing who and what I support, and keeping them on way past the time when most people remove them.

So YOU'RE the one who couldn't get a decent trade-in value for your car!

[Incorrigible]

I admit I was disappointed that during his first 5 months, President Bush didn’t prosecute Clinton for selling out to the ChiComs. I was more disappointed that he didn’t immediately reverse the US military position in the Balkans and support the Serbs against Albanian/Islamic aggression. However, I didn’t really expect him to do either.

Here we have Obama picking and choosing winners in restructuring bankrupt companies resulting in government ownership in complete defiance of not only the US Constitution but eons of established law and the DUmmies don’t think he’s Communist enough?

I’m not that comfortable that Single Pay healthcare is dead. We’re only 5 months into Dear Leader’s reign. And speaking of Dear Leader, North Korea is ready to send an ICBM to Hawaii and Obama is cutting the defense budget, specifically missle defense.

I can only presume that shutting down FreeRepublic and hanging us for treason is the only thing that would bring a smile to the DUmmies’ faces.

Pathetic.

[Arrowhead1952]

Obama's promise of a new beginning now hollow.

[Obama now voting "Present!"]

So instead of a ping, it is now a pung.

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Who stole our change?

[Change you can believe in...until The One enters office.]

Change, my arse. I'm worried about losing my FREEDOMS.

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The Republicans have been so busy trying to paint President Obama as a socialist, as a radical, as a Marxist, as a Muslim, as the Devil,

[Oh, so now that you don't like Obama you conveniently relabel him as a wascally Wepublican.]

The Republicans have correctly painted President Obama as a socialist, as a radical, as a Marxist, as a Muslim.

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Rec if you're getting tired of Bush's third term.

[Rec if you're getting tired of Carter's second term.]

I'm getting tired of seeing a communist in the WH.

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I VOTED for this man, BUT THIS MAN isn't who I VOTED for! The CHANGE I see is in HIM!! And yes, I KNOW, how well I KNOW... but, but, but he's only been in office for FIVE months! So what??? Do tell, what will the NEXT FIVE months look like at this rate???

Well, I DID NOT vote for HUSSEIN, I voted FOR Palin and the OLD FART. I CANNOT believe SAO MANY STUPID people exist to VOTE THIS #1 DUmmie into the WH.

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I had some on from 2004 that have finally faded so much you can't read them. But last week, I took my Obama stickers off my car! that's a RECORD by a very VERY long shot!!

UH OH!! Buyers' remorse hitting the DUmmies. Hey, does that DUmmie live near Austin? The HUssein bumper stickers are disappearing at a record pace.

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. . . And don't forget Michelle has really toned arms. Please. I want a Democratic president who champions the causes of the left wing of the Democratic Party.

[That adorable lap dog named Brian Williams.]

Toned arms? I thought she was a professional wrestler. Left wing, left wing, left wing nuts.

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No, I don't feel better. I voted for a fraud.

SUCKER!! Big time SUCKER!!

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Obama was not Senate majority leader like LBJ. If he had been, he would know the ins and out of how to rein in an unruly group of his own party.

[But, hey, he did vote "Present" innumerable times in the Illinois legislature. ]

Community organizen was the only thing he ever did in is life.

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LBJ knew more about everyone in DC

[Cable Guy: "I'm as healthy as a horse. Not a drip."]

LBJ knew more about stealing elections that anyone in DC.

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I will not waste another single vote on a Democrats if this does not come to reality

You will be voting for another democrat[s] even after you are dead.

[CSM]

Hey DUmmies, anytime you rely on others for your own well being, you will remain in a perpetual state of dissappointment. Get off your arses and start WORKING for your own satisfaction.

Idiots, one and all. (Except the FReeper Trolls.)

[envisio]

...so looks like Hussein has not given these DUmmies FREE healthcare, FREE mortgages, FREE power bills.
Thats what this all boils down to. They just want it for free.

[NRA1995]

I have always put bumper stickers on my car in a BIG way, showing who and what I support, and keeping them on way past the time when most people remove them.

Leave it to a stupid liberal to ruin a perfectly good car by wallpapering it with bumper stickers. I'm surprised they buy those Smart (read "dumb") cars because they won't hold as many stickers!

[Cheburashka]

I don’t get why they swear so much are they all under age 22?

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Simmering rage, which has to be released every time one of them opens his/her/its mouth.

[Cheburashka]

If they’re not satisfied with a neo-Marxist who wants to control everything, what would they be satisfied with? A President who does everything they tell him? These people are juvenile.

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You don't understand. To the socialist/statist/control freaks none of their programs ever fail. They just weren't done long enough, hard enough, and with enough of other people's money.

“More! Harder! Throw more money at it!”

[Cheburashka]

There is a moron liberal where I work, I think he scraped his Obama sticker off of his POS car less than a month after the fraud took office.

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Get him another. Give it to him and say, “Gee, I noticed your old sticker must have fallen off. Want me to help you put this new one on?”

[Not A Snowbird]

Obama's promise of a new beginning now hollow.

Shoot, we could have told them that.

Oh, wait. We DID.

[franksolich]

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[franksolich]

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