You said — Bacon grease sunscreen
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I think America should be encouraging all things “piggie”... LOL...
We should have guard pigs in our yards, eat lots of bacon all the time, have bacon snacks all over the place, and yes, use bacon sunscreen and skincream, engage in pig-jokes, have “pig-breath” [LOL...], wear pig amulets and earrings and necklaces, heck, even have pigskin clothes and pigskin upholstery in cars, and so on.
We need to do all things piggie in this country... :-)
I’m a firm believer in doing anything at all — to totally offend the sensibilities of any and every Muslim around me.
I do my part by taking Armour thyroid and owning a pet.