Absolutely. Don’t tell anyone, but they’re actually made up of Condensing Dihydrogen Monoxide. A very deadly substance!
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This IS true. DiHydrogen Monoxide is responsible for more deaths than any other compound known to man. Especially dangerous to sailors, who seem to have a higher exposure rate as a group.