You are bad!
Not bad. The seemless dark black pants I am addressing are all over television shows and infomercials. They are hideous things. I could see the women in Orwell’s “No sex league” wearing those.
My wife and I were watching “Arrested Development” dvd’s and every single woman in the show regularly wore those them, including in a scene where the blonde sister wonders why no men are turning heads to look at her as she visits her dad in prison. I started yelling at the TV, “It’s the pants!!”
Then there’s a Viagra commercial where this old dude is dancing with his wife who is also wearing seemless black pants. I said to my wife, “I know how to save him the money. Tell her to change clothes.”
You are bad!
Maybe you’re thinking of leggings. They look like tights with no feet in them. Lots of women wear them with long tops. Men wear them when they’re bicycling or running.