HUMOR in Perilous Times

Common Sense 2020 ^ | 8-14-2009 | LukeAmerica2020

[Phree Non-Phixion]

Anyone who keeps up with the news is fully aware that the Obama administation, Democrat leaders, and the MSM have launched a series of battles against anyone who opposes their leader and/or his policies. Here's a series of related articles that puts these recent absurdities in a humorous light.

My favorites are Part 3 and Part 5. They offer several funny sample emails that you can send to Big Brother's new snitch-on-your-friends address.

War of the Watchdogs is a historical record of the recently escalating Constitutional and ObamaCare concerns. With numerous referential links, this dry humor timeline is full of Orwellian overtones.

War of the Watchdogs: Part 2 is a raucusly humorous review the new White House request to snitch on friends and neighbors for "fishy" emails that do not favor ObamaCare.

War of the Watchdogs: Part 3 offers some handy email ideas for sending to the new snitch hotline, flag@whitehouse.gov. Some are funny; are few are quite serious.

War of the Watchdogs: Part 4 presents dark humor coupled with an interesting usage of Equidistant Letter Sequencing (ELS) on HR 3200.

And, War of the Watchdogs: Part 5 offers several links to recent headline stories and then provides a slew of hilarious email ideas for reporting as "fishy".

[SvenMagnussen]

Obots are cruel.

[Phree Non-Phixion]

Indeed. They are ruthless and relentless. Here are some samples of humorous letters from Part 3 and Part 5.

This is such a great idea. I love snitching on my friends. My boss at work even gave me a pay raise because of my ease of betraying co-workers. Please tell Michelle for me that now I’m proud of my country too. I’ll report back to you soon. BTW, is there a financial incentive for being a prolific snitch? Sincerely, Justin Case

and

I’m not snitching on any friends at this time. This isn’t because I don’t want to turn them in, it’s just because I don’t have any friends. But, there is good news. I finally got a job. Thank you for your stimulus plan. Actually, in my new occupation, I have 500 men under me. But, it sure does get hot out there, Mr. Obama, cutting grass at the cemetary. Doug Graves

and

This may not be the best place to ask this question. But, before i start snitching on my friends, I’d like to know where President Obama was born. He says he was born in Hawaii. The far right claims he was born in Kenya. The far left claims he was born in a manger. Joe King

and

I am a pescatarian. We are vegetarians who also eat fish. My group, Pescatarian Union National of Sicilians (PUNS), is not pleased with your usage of the term “fishy”. In fact, we resent it. We recommend that you select a more appropriate term when describing the opposing point of view. Acceptable alternatives include: suspicious, disputable, and questionable. But, stay away from fish, see. Capish? Cordially, The Codfather

and

I spent four days reading House Resolution 3200. Man, that is one interesting piece of fiction. The plot is downright Orwellian. But, the character development needs some work. Health Reform Now, Dylan Weed & Sharon Weed

[HighlyOpinionated]

Check your telephone messages. I think there’s a call from Janet Napolitano regarding your attending a camp this summer to help you straighten out your mindset. Liberals want everyone to be as they are . . . totally humorless.

This is the one characteristic that Liberals cannot tolerate . . . humor, satire, carefree laughter, joie de vivre. It must be stamped out by order of the same tiny mind which manducates the grape. That old botoxed masticater herself, Queen of the House, NanSee Pelotzi.

[Phree Non-Phixion]

Thx HO. I’ll be sure to check my caller id. I’m sure my sense of humor (against The One) has me targeted as a right-wing extremist ... or part of the “angry mob” ... or ... a “political terrorist”.

Yep; they have zero tolerance for humor directed toward them.