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You Go Mr D!

Obama went down to Georgia, he was looking for a legacy to steal.
He was in a bind ‘cos Health Care was way behind: he was willin’ to make a deal.
When he came across Mr. Daniels sawin’ on a fiddle and playin’ it hot.
And Obama jumped upon a hickory stump and said: “Old man let me tell you what:
“I bet you didn’t know it, but I fiddle around too.
“And if you’d care to take a dare, I’ll make a bet with you.
“Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the President his due:
“I bet a teleprompter of gold against your soul, ‘cos I think Health Care is gonna go through.”
And Mr D said: “My name’s Charley and it might be a sin,
“But I’ll take your bet, your gonna regret, ‘cos we rednecks got a lot of kin

Charley you pick up your pen and write your op ed hard.
‘Cos hells broke loose in DC and the devil deals it hard.
And if you win you you might save the taxpayer’s gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets America’s soul.

The devil stated his case and he said: “I’ll start this show.”
And fire flew from his lips as his handlers cranked up the back glow
And as he started to move his lips, we heard an evil hiss.
Then a band of Democrats joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Charley said: “Well you’re pretty good ol’ son.
“But if you’ll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done.”

We have never missed a payday
An we abide by the law,
As for me I am an unabashed
I own guns and defend my right to do so.
I don’t think what I weigh is anybody’s business but my own
and if I’m overweight that’s my problem, and not none of yours

Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil’s in the White House of the risin’ sun.
Taking yer bed pan, Medicaids out of dough.
“Granny, your times up!”
“No, child, no.”

Obama bowed his head because he knew that he’d been beat.
He laid that golden teleprompter on the ground at Charley’s feet.
Charley said: “Obama just come on back if you ever want to try again.
“I told you once, you son of a bitch, I’m the best that’s ever been.”