I oppose every policy position that Obozo holds - must mean I’m on their list.
You forgot one....
If you post on FR......
You are on it as soon as you speak up in public against anything they are doing. Period. End of story.
Scary times.
We’re all on it.
..if you’re white
1. If you Have ever been been in the military
2. If you have been overheard saying inflammatory things like, “I believe in the constitution of the United States”
3. If you have never been a “community organizer” and don’t know what that means
4. If you have ever been proud of any of America’s accomplishments prior to January 17, 2009
5. If you own a gun, or a bullet, or even a gun holster (3x if you are an NRA member)
6. If you have never read the following authors: Saul Alinsky, Karl Marx, or Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara
7. If you don’t believe in global warming and don’t particularly like Al Gore
8. If you think that bailout is something that should only be done to your boat or your worthless brother-in-law
9. If you have never been or desire to be a Czar
10. If you actually qualify to be a member of Obama’s administration by passing an FBI background check
11. If you are not the member of any far left special interest group
12. If you think that the US should remain a sovereign nation
13. If you think that the US would be best served by getting out of the United (Nations) and getting the United Nations out of the US
14. If you like the idea of a strong dollar and weak inflation
“10-14 Welcome to the conservative underground, rookie”
Only 14 calories, not evil enough.
If you’ve always found Communism and Socialism to be as revolting as Nazism and Fascism.
I qualify for more than a couple of those. But I’m on the inside, working for DHS.
(Obama could at least send me a birthday card, or something.)
I volunteer.
My score was 16 + 4 for owning an SUV (do I get more for also owning a 1990 F250 diesel?). I’m curious if I can score higher for having had 6 members of my family (including my youngest son) serve in Iraq? My family (father’s side) has a very long tradition of military service - does that increase my score?
I’m on it and I’m sure I’m on several no-fly lists. I’m also a right-wing Extremist. I have a card from the Liberty Counsel that says so.
•If you have a degree from a college in something other than Law, Civics, Theater Arts, Education or Political Science BS Management, also Graduated from the U.S. Army Command and General Staff College....gotta be a few more points!
If you have ever attended a tea party or ever complained about paying your taxes Yea, and?
If you make enough money to have to pay taxes Sh*t
If you have looked at your Payroll Check and seen the name Fox Network. Wahooo, not this time
If you Have ever been been in the military (2x if you have actually fought for our country)SH*T, SH*T, Double SH*T
If you refer to your camouflage clothing "my camos" Actually, I think it's only the Marines(Peace be upon them) who refer to camouflage clothing as camos. Army refers to them as BDU's,
If you have been overheard saying inflammatory things like, "I believe in the constitution of the United States"F*cking commies, who doesn't?
If you have never been a "community organizer" and don't know what that meansWhat does that mean?
If you have your own health insurance and don't need/want the governments help Shit, oops, I mean Sh*t
If you have interrogated anyone using harsh language Damn that GTMO 6.0 year I spent there blows this one...ok whatever
If you have ever been proud of any of America's accomplishments prior to January 17, 2009 well who isn't?
If you are Winston Churchill's Bust No...kinda fat like him, but don't dig the cigars so much
If you own a gun, or a bullet, or even a gun holster (3x if you are an NRA member) Shit, shit shit
If you are a Doctor and do not own a lab coat what if you own a lab coat and you always wanted to be a doctor, for the chicks, of course?
If you are an insurance company employee (4x if you are manager level or higher) What is this?,/i>
If you have never read the following authors: Saul Alinsky, Karl Marx, or Ernesto 'Che' Guevara You have to read about your enemies
If you don't believe in global warming and don't particularly like Al Gore (4x if you drive an SUV) 4X's for me
If you think that bailout is something that should only be done to your boat or your worthless brother-in-law double point on this one
If you have ever referred to yourself as a ditto head or cried with Glenn Beck Not so much, but I do cry when I see a good story about my troops
If you have never been or desire to be a Czar Guilty If you actually qualify to be a member of Obama's administration by passing an FBI background check I've passed an FBI backgrounf check, but I'll pass on being in this administration.
If you are not the member of any far left special interest group Nope
If you think that the US should remain a sovereign nationYep
If you think that the US would be best served by getting out of the United and getting the United Nations out of the US Yep
If you like the idea of a strong dollar and weak inflation (3x if you have bought gold)PFFTTTTTT,/i>
25+ Pack your bags and head to non-extradition country 20-25 See you in camp Obama 15-19 Eligible for a liberal re-education but still one of us 10-14 Welcome to the conservative underground, rookie 05-09 You need to buy a few more guns and re-test. 0 - 04 Are you an ACORN Employee? <-----Packing now!
I don’t often ping to threads...but this one is a keeper. I am cutting and pasting and forwarding this on...
thx faced for the great post!
Only 16.
I need to join the military, work at foxnews, become a doctor, become a bust of Winston Churchill.
I want high numbers on this one.
I also think there should be bonus points for being on free republic.
Please oh please oh please oh please, put me on it!!!!!!PPPPPlllleeeeaaaasssseeee!
I’m on the list and DAMN PROD OF IT!!!
I’m on the list and DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!
If you’re not on the list, you’re obviously doing something wrong.
They need to keep an “as of” date on the list, so we can compare our cred.