DUmmie FUnnies 11-17-09 (The DUmmies say "No deal!" to PelosiCare)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Libloather]

WTF? Is that new face corked?

[luvie]

Is that for real???

If black is cool now...why does he wanna be a cracker?

[pillut48]

Woohoo! Top 50!! ;-)

Happy Anniversary, Charles!
Could you explain that E=mc2 thing to me, like I was a 2 year old?

I was really shocked to see a DOUBLE DUFU, wow!
And to see their poll—I’d have bet good money that the ‘winner’ for dealbreaker #1 would be the Stupak amendment, and that the whole thread would be about back alleys and coat hangers (honestly, that should be the name of a rock band) and blah blah blah. What a pleasant surprise to see that it was about something else totally! Whoa!

Impeach Pelossio!! Do it for the children, please!!

[Charles Henrickson]

You signed up 5 days before I did. I followed a Sore/Loserman sign to get here.

I came here on this date in 2000 because I had just written a song about the Florida recount called "The Palm Beach Pokey," and it was getting a lot of attention around the nation, and a friend of mine told me there was this conservative website called "Free Republic" where a lot of people were making reference to it and even singing it at protest rallies.

[Charles Henrickson]

Could you explain that E=mc2 thing to me, like I was a 2 year old?

Notice, I said you could ASK me anything. I didn't say I could ANSWER anything.

[hsalaw]

Mandate to purchase insurance from private, for-profit corporation (54 votes, 57%)

It's the eeeeeeevil insurance companies' fault. The DUmmies and all the rest of the DUMBocrats clearly don't realize that insurance companies and health care aren't the same thing. If they don't want to deal with the eeeeeeeevil insurance companies, they can just go to the doctor and pay their own doctors' bills.

[hsalaw]

Today is my 9th anniversary on Free Republic! Ask me anything!

Congratulations! You are my favorite wag tailoring the doggerel. Just one question: ELCA?

[Charles Henrickson]

Just one question: ELCA?

LCMS.

[hsalaw]

I hate to say this because I love my ELCA church family, and am presently Congregational president, but after the national’s decision this summer on homosexuals in the clergy, I have actually thought about the LCMS.

[pillut48]

...and so pillut48 goes to bed again, unknowing the mysteries of the universe...

;-)

[synbad600]

Ask me anything!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

[Arrowhead1952]

It is so far from good that it is not even in the same universe as perfect.

[They love it on Bizarro World!]

BUT, your dims are ramming this down your throat anyway.

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I'm with you. I can't vote. There's nothing to like. I can't pick just one thing.

[I'll take that as a "No deal."]

Zip, zero, nada. Nothing good in the bill, BUT, your dims are ramming this down your throat anyway.

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Mandatory purchase of their crap.

[Another prospect!]

BUT, your dims are ramming this down your throat anyway, or go to jail as speaker pig lousy said.

[Arrowhead1952]

Charles Henrickson
Since Nov 17, 2000

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NOT a n00bie!!

[bcsco]

Happy Anniversary, Charles, from a man a day late and a dollar short...really.

[bcsco]

The witch synod would be the LCWS, Lutheran Church-Wiccan Synod, otherwise known as the ELCA.

And as we know, headed by the Wiccan Witch of the North.

[Charles Henrickson]

Could you explain that E=mc2 thing to me, like I was a 2 year old?

I'd have to use a baby formula.

[Charles Henrickson]

Could you explain that E=mc2 thing to me, like I was a 2 year old?

Energy equals a mess made by a child of two.

[Charles Henrickson]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Jimmy Hoffa?

[CSM]

“It penalizes the poor who may have too much money..”

Only in a country as great as America, will the poor have to much money.

Hey DUmmies,

Keep your laws off my BODY!

[CSM]

Happy anny newb!

;-)