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DUmmie FUnnies 11-17-09 (The DUmmies say "No deal!" to PelosiCare)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/17/2009 3:23:16 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

Well, it looks like we're not the only ones who can't stand the House health "reform" bill. The DUmmies hate PelosiCare too! Of course their reasons may not line up with ours, but still, it shows that NOBODY really likes what the Dems are doing, and that's a good thing.

BTW, before we get into this thread, did you see the other day where Nurse Nancy claims to have read all 1,900 pages of the bill PLUS 1,300 pages of additional reports? "I've read 3,200 pages," she said. RI-I-IGHT! Nancy, I think we'll have to call you "Pelossio" for that whopper! Is your nose growing?

Look, Pelossio, I recently did a careful reading of an 800-page book, and it took me 60-70 hours, or about 12 pages an hour. For other heavy academic reading, like prepping for comprehensive exams, I could do maybe 30 pages an hour. Let's say with your superior intellect, Nan, you can manage 32 pages an hour. For 3,200 pages, that's ONE HUNDRED HOURS OF READING! Nancy, who ya kiddin'?

Now back to the DUmmies. A small sampling of their displeasure with Nurse Nancy's bill is seen is this THREAD, "What is the biggest deal-breaker for you on the House health insurance reform bill?" Keep in mind: These are DEMOCRATS on DEMOCRATIC Underground complaining about a DEMOCRAT-passed bill! And they say it's full of "deal-breakers"!

Nurse Nancy is quickly turning into Nurse Ratched for the residents of the DU cuckoo's nest. Their complaints are noted in Got-it-all Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--whose instant deal-breakers on any type of government-run health care are a) it's a violation of the Tenth Amendment, the federal government assuming a power not delegated to it in the Constitution, and b) it's a form of involuntary servitude, forcing some citizens to pay the bills of others--is in the [brackets]:

Poll question: What is the biggest deal-breaker for you on the House health insurance reform bill?

[Deal or No Deal? No deal!]

Poll result (95 votes)
Mandate to purchase insurance from private, for-profit corporation (54 votes, 57%)
No access to "public option" except for the poor and uninsurable (13 votes, 14%)
No effective controls on rising insurance premiums (6 votes, 6%)
The Stupak amendment (10 votes, 11%)
Concerns about availability of health procedures in general (2 votes, 2%)
No regulation of administrative cost ratios (1 votes, 1%) No ability of states to pursue single-payer plans (2 votes, 2%)
Other (please specify) (7 votes, 7%)

[All of the above (95 votes, 100%)]

Your list only scratches the surface.

[It's Problematic Underground.]

which is why I want to hear from everyone what their own major problems are with the bill.

[Venting session now open! Take a number.]

1,2, and 7.

[25 or 6 to 4. No deal.]

I don't think stupak's will make it past the Senate.

[The Stupak amendment would exclude abortion from the health care coverage. But not being able to kill your baby and have that covered as "health care" is a BIG problem for the DUmmies. No deal.]

Other-all of the above, but top of the list is the mandates. It penalizes the poor who may have too much money to qualify for Medicaid but not enough to buy insurance. It puts them in a "Do I eat, or buy insurance, or risk being penalized and even criminalized if I don't buy the insurance?" position.

[GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200.]

What about "I love sausage"

[Link?]

The main concern is that once a bill is signed by Obama, most of our current legislators will never touch health insurance reform again. . . .

[Because they'll be booted out of office in 2010!]

And you know all this how? Maybe your crystal ball needs new batteries . . .

[Batteries not included. Another deal-breaker.]

we can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Even after months of public focus on health care we can barely mobilize any resistance to really bad proposals.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

You left out, "all of the above and more." I have not found ANYTHING that is improved by this atrocity.

[It's all bad! No deal.]

It is so far from good that it is not even in the same universe as perfect.

[They love it on Bizarro World!]

I'm with you. I can't vote. There's nothing to like. I can't pick just one thing.

[I'll take that as a "No deal."]

All of the above.

[No deal.]

All of the above

[No deal.]

To be fair, you should add a line for those who support the bill.

[All three of them.]

the poll is set up with the assumption that a single issue is the way we make decisions instead of a gestalt

[We make the decision to say "gestalt" instead of "unified whole," because it makes us sound smarter.]

And you know this how?

[I heard the word "Gestalt" back in Psychology class in college, that's how.]

the sequence of events in Canada which led there to national single payer was that one of the provinces started that, it spread to the others, and finally became national.

[It was kind of like Canadian kudzu.]

All of the above. Not worth the paper the lobbyists supplied to print in on.

[At 1,900 pages, the paper it's printed on might be worth quite a bit, actually. Times 435 representatives . . . that's a small Brazilian rainforest!]

The bill should move forward.

[Off the desk and into the trashcan!]

Stupak is abominable.

[Abortion is stupendous.]

All of the above.

[No deal.]

all of the above, but if I had to narrow, 1, 3, 4 as the worst. but they're all bad, so its kinda hard to differentiate.

[Tied for first.]

These are all awful.

[Tied for worst.]

With a mandate though, it's like having the government send Revenuers around to rub my nose in the horsesh*t that this bill's healthcare would remain- at gunpoint.

[You are not far from the truth, grasshopper. We'll make a conservative out of you yet!]

Mandatory purchase of their crap.

[Another prospect!]

None of those are deal-breakers. The Stupak Amendment comes extremely close though.

[The DUmmies are stuck on Stupak.]

The f*cking mandates.

[benburch has had some of those man-dates. No deal!]


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KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; nursenancy; obamacare; pelosi; pelosicare
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Charles Henrickson
Since Nov 17, 2000

Today is my 9th anniversary on Free Republic! Ask me anything!

1 posted on 11/17/2009 3:23:18 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP!


2 posted on 11/17/2009 3:24:32 PM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

It’s a Double DUFU Day! PING!


3 posted on 11/17/2009 3:26:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Today is my 9th anniversary on Free Republic! Ask me anything!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

4!


4 posted on 11/17/2009 3:30:43 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Congrats Charles!


5 posted on 11/17/2009 3:32:32 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

HAPPY FREEPAVERSARY!!!


6 posted on 11/17/2009 3:32:53 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

OBAMBI is someone who grew up being taught that America was wrong and bad and infidel. He thinks that the only way to improve things is to change them, because everything is bad.

Thus he can’t to anything simple, everything has to be complicated.

K.I.S.S. is something he gets from Larry.


7 posted on 11/17/2009 3:34:57 PM PST by TomasUSMC ( FIGHT LIKE WW2, FINISH LIKE WW2. FIGHT LIKE NAM, FINISH LIKE NAM)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies don’t like it because it isn’t extremist and improbable enough for their taste. Maybe a few (thousand) more pages oughta do it...;’}


8 posted on 11/17/2009 3:35:09 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Happy anniversary!

9 — that’s wood, right? ;)


9 posted on 11/17/2009 3:36:16 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 15 anyway...maybe.


10 posted on 11/17/2009 3:38:24 PM PST by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

OK, you are a Pastor. Lutheran, witch synod? I never had the guts to ask.


11 posted on 11/17/2009 3:38:50 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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To: rockrr

What’s so funny about this bill is that it is going to cost each family more than what they are paying now. Anyone that I know who supports government healthcare thinks that it will be free. Instead, the cost of the insurance that they now have is going up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Be careful what you wish for!


12 posted on 11/17/2009 3:40:29 PM PST by DallasDeb (USAFA '06 Mom)
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To: rockrr
They don't like it because it isn't a ‘free stuff at someone else’s expense’ enough of a bill for them. It actually makes them buy insurance.
13 posted on 11/17/2009 3:41:56 PM PST by pieceofthepuzzle
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To: Springman; bcsco; Cletus.D.Yokel; PJ-Comix; franksolich; lightman; mikrofon; martin_fierro
OK, you are a Pastor. Lutheran, witch synod?

The witch synod would be the LCWS, Lutheran Church-Wiccan Synod, otherwise known as the ELCA. Me, I'm in the LCMS, Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod.

14 posted on 11/17/2009 3:42:38 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Today is my 9th anniversary on Free Republic! Ask me anything!)
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To: DallasDeb

If you think health care is expensive now, just wait till it’s free!


15 posted on 11/17/2009 3:43:41 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Today is my 9th anniversary on Free Republic! Ask me anything!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Today is my 9th anniversary on Free Republic! Ask me anything!

Alright I'll ask you. What do think of the new white Sammie Sosa?

16 posted on 11/17/2009 3:45:00 PM PST by X-FID
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To: X-FID
What do think of the new white Sammie Sosa?

Sammy sez: "I'm not here to talk about the pasty."

17 posted on 11/17/2009 3:50:37 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Today is my 9th anniversary on Free Republic! Ask me anything!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Let's say with your superior intellect, Nan

I tell all my Dhimmicrat family members that SanFrnGranNan doesn't have the IQ of a high-school grad.

Burns them up 'cuz it as assertion without evidence and their response is equally lame!

18 posted on 11/17/2009 3:51:41 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Please excuse my Deetroit Pubick Skool typing/spilling skills.

Use to work at what was known as the Lutheran School for the Deaf, back in the 80’s.

The floors were clean and the walls were painted very well.


19 posted on 11/17/2009 3:51:57 PM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL, looks like he missed a spot or 2.


20 posted on 11/17/2009 3:53:30 PM PST by X-FID
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