Well you know that my favorite is when we take our ethics quiz. It is a 20 question test that had one question that says...
True or False: It is OK to grab a female employees breasts if they are particularly bodacious.
Then the remaining 19 questions are on being accurate on your time charging.
Then they ask you to turn in your time card on Thursday which has you guessing how many hours you will work that day and Friday which clearly violates the ethics training you have just took.
Given our building, that is a purely hypothetical question.