Dude -- You crashed their website! Put a
Warning on Content notice on a post on a late Friday night and that's what happens. Everybody rushed over there at the same time. Before the site crashed, I did get to see ("just out of curiosity") some of the excerpts. But I'm too old... there's nothing new under the sun.
What can I say? Home-school your kids. Check what they read and watch. Find out how much Jennings gets paid and deduct from your taxes the pro-rated amount.