“I will happily go to jail. There I will get a roof over my head, three meals a day, something constructive to do and I’ll get free health care. All provided by the state. Do the math, it’s not a bad deal.”
Constructive to do ... an erector set in the bathroom?
“We’ll start an outlaw commune. All we need is an old school bus.”
“Extra cows and goats for making cheese for sale. Sell excess garden harvest. Lots creative and talented people here with skills to manufacture goods and provide services.”
Utopia!