DUmmie FUnnies 12-24-09 (Obama: Public Option? I Never Promised Public Option)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 24, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[bray]

Someone should start stirring the lefties like they stirred us during Immigration. Just sayin.

Mary Christmas PJ

[Arrowhead1952]

And don't pee on my head and say it's raining

[Okay. It's sprinkling. Feel better?]

Nope. It is all wee we'ed up.

[Mr. Silverback]

Don’t make us revoke your caps lock privileges.

[Mr. Silverback]

Zooming into the top 30 like Santa’s sleigh!

[mowowie]

The taste of Michelob has changed.

At first i thought it was a fluke but i got a neighbor who drinks it all the time so i drink it here and there.

It’s got a new taste that has me not buying it anytime soon.

[Pinkbell]

He’s all wee-weed up!

[decal]

“I resent being told the Public Option was just a figment of my imagination. I'm tired of being told that the Public Option was just something that I pulled out of my ass and that no one running for office told me was what they wanted for the country as well...”

The folks running the Watchteleprompter Society LIED to you? Hokey, so what? You'll just run off to join some other cult.

[Army Air Corps]

That, good sir, was damned funny!

[Mike Darancette]

If this attitude is anywhere near common the the Democrats are so screwed!

[techcor]

6 weeks ... bait & switch????

More like its wait and bitch.

[mowowie]

You must be wrong.
Michelob doesn’t taste like it use to.
My neighbor, The Michelob long time drinker agrees.

To me it it now tastes like dive bar dirty tap beer.
Even Bud is now much better.

Anyway, Merry Xmas PJ!
Thanks for all the great entertainment these past few years.

[Charles Henrickson]

I resent being told the Public Option was just a figment of my imagination. . . .

What with Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, I haven't been able to get to this DUFU, but now I can. Here is a BONUS PARODY, from yours truly, the wag tailoring the doggerel. Click the link and sing along!

Mutual of Obama

JUST MY IMAGINATION (THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY TO ME)
Tune: "Just My Imagination (Runnin' Away with Me)"

Each day on my TV
I watch them as they're passin' bills
I say to myself
You'll soon have cost-free pills
To have all Democrats
Is truly a dream come true
Out of all the options in the world
Free is overdue

But it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me
It was just my imagination
That's what they say to me

Soon we'll be covered
And cared for publicly
A robust public option, all on the country
With two doctors, both for free
They tell me I
Just fantasized it all
I could just pull a Dean
For it really makes me scream

But it was just my imagination
Such a plan--that's what they say to me
Tell you, it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me

Every night all the meds I take
I gotta belly-ache
Don't ever let Obama kiss it all goodbye
Or we will surely die
It's so un-evenly
When insurance costs me
I need a fairer guarantee
But in reality
The Democrats have screwed me

Just my imagination
Such a plan--that's what they say to me
Tell you, it was just my imagination
That's what they say to me

I never get it
And now I regret it

Just my imagination
That's what they say to me
Just my imagination
That's what they say to me

[mojitojoe]

Next time, they need to ask what hope and change and yes we can means. Elections have consequences.

[mikrofon]

AMA’s Public Option ==> Obama Politics Pun

[mikrofon]

The President indicates his approval of this fine parody from the Prompt'em Zone:

[GeronL]

Imagine there’s no public option.... its easy if you try...

[bray]

It would be a crying shame if some moles over there started stirring them up against Ohbummer.

Happy New Year

[Hoodat]

And don't pee on my head and say it's raining

Trickle-down socialism.

Gotta love this poster, though:

[PJ-Comix]

Great rotating Obama graphic. Sooooo.... I’m STEALING IT!!!

[franksolich]

The top primitives (DUmmies) of 2009, primitive #10 through primitive #06 are up now, with the top 5 of that top 10 yet to go.

Link on next comment below; since each primitive was given his own thread, it’s the link to the DUmpster, the winners being “stickied” to the top of the forum.