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DUmmie FUnnies 12-24-09 (Obama: Public Option? I Never Promised Public Option)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 24, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/24/2009 1:12:04 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Public option? Never heard of it. Plus I never promised it. It reminds me of the Joey Bishop routine in "A Guide For the Married Man" when he denied to his wife that the woman she caught him in bed with didn't exist. "Woman? What woman? I see no woman."

That is the attitude that has the DUmmies so enraged at Barack Obama as you can see in this THREAD, "I resent being told the Public Option was just a figment of my imagination." Gee, so you were scammed once again. And did you know that you are just $10 away from having public option? So let us now watch the DUmmies vent over Obama making fools of them in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching Lucy pull the football away from the DUmmie Charlie Brown yet again, is in the [barackets]:

I resent being told the Public Option was just a figment of my imagination

[Public option has been tossed down the Memory Hole.]

I'm tired of being told that the Public Option was just something that I pulled out of my ass and that no one running for office told me was what they wanted for the country as well. God dam, if they changed their minds they should just say so, but don't tell me I'm full of shit for thinking I was told my party or those I voted for, were once for it too.

[And that is the hand of Ben Burch pulling Public Option out of you. Now to the other highly gullible DUmmies...]

And don't pee on my head and say it's raining

[Okay. It's sprinkling. Feel better?]

What Public Option? Never heard of it, and if I did, Obama didn't say it... And even if he DID, it wasn't really part of the REAL "campaign", AND I DEFY your attempts to make me admit it with your phony screen caps, direct quotes, and video!

[Remember what I said? Well, I didn't say it.]

The LEAST they could do is stop hounding us for money all the time.

[The DNC is just $10 away from giving you Public Option.]

Well, at least according to this administration, the last year was just one long episode of the Twilight Zone and there never was a public option. It was just a snipe hunt, a distraction for us gullible lefties to chase while the real "reforming" was going on in a smoke filled room.

[Ben Nelson has your back.]

I freakin' HATE liars.

[Perhaps Obama merely misspoke.]

Yeah. All those videos and transcripts were made by space aliens.

[Or the Hopi wise men.]

We can all celebrate as our criminal government has given our money to criminally ruinous health insurance pigs who profit from denying us coverage and condemning us to death.

[Don't forget to send a thank you note to Harry Reid.]

Pelosi also stipulated Public Option . . . in the last month/6 weeks ... bait & switch????

[No. Switch & bait.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; obamacare; publicoption
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The first time in years that I'm drinking Michelob. Hey, it was on sale. I guess they have to keep the price low to sell it. Brings back nostalgic taste memories.
1 posted on 12/24/2009 1:12:08 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

You lie! IBTP


2 posted on 12/24/2009 1:13:04 PM PST by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: PJ-Comix

we should mess with those idiots by applauding the beneficial effect the legislation is (apparently) already having on insurance company stocks — and how our portfolios continue to grow....there will be the sound of heads exploding in all the blue states.


3 posted on 12/24/2009 1:14:25 PM PST by Constitutional Patriot (Socialism is the cancer of humanity.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey...I like Michelob... :)


4 posted on 12/24/2009 1:15:31 PM PST by Constitutional Patriot (Socialism is the cancer of humanity.)
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What Public Option? Never heard of it, and if I did, Obama didn't say it... And even if he DID, it wasn't really part of the REAL "campaign", AND I DEFY your attempts to make me admit it with your phony screen caps, direct quotes, and video!

LOL Welcome to reality morans.
5 posted on 12/24/2009 1:15:34 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


6 posted on 12/24/2009 1:16:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix ("They spent a trillion dollars on a guess?" ---Astute DUmmie observation)
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I always look forward to the DUmmie FUnnies.
7 posted on 12/24/2009 1:21:12 PM PST by JPG (Al Gore, the several million degree man.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


8 posted on 12/24/2009 1:22:01 PM PST by Poser (Enjoying Prime Rib for 58 Years!)
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And don't pee on my head and say it's raining

Ben Burch sex partner alert. Another one of his dissatisfied customers.
9 posted on 12/24/2009 1:22:08 PM PST by Cheburashka (Lesson #1 from Battlestar Galactica: Never turn your back on your toaster.)
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Never promised you a rose garden...


10 posted on 12/24/2009 1:27:07 PM PST by GeronL (This is a tagline)
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To: PJ-Comix

IT WOULD BE HILLARIOUS IF A GROUP OF DEMOCRATS WERE TO YELL OUT “YOU LIE” IN UNISON AT THE NEXT STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS.

I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW THIS GUY HAS MANAGED TO GET BOTH SIDES UPSET. IT’S NOT REALLY FUNNY ANYMORE BECAUSE IT’S OUR COUNTRY THAT OBAMA IS PISSING ON.


11 posted on 12/24/2009 1:31:52 PM PST by seawolf101
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11?


12 posted on 12/24/2009 1:31:59 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a public option.
Along with the sunshine,
There’s gotta be a little rain sometimes.
When you take, you gotta give, so live and let live,
Or let go.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised you a public option.


13 posted on 12/24/2009 1:37:06 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

I know Option and Garden don’t rhyme but think you can do something with “I beg your pardon, I never promised you a public option,” (rose garden) Charles?


14 posted on 12/24/2009 1:37:37 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: seawolf101

Zer0 said he’d bring us together.


15 posted on 12/24/2009 1:42:08 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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To: cripplecreek

Great minds and all that...


16 posted on 12/24/2009 1:46:10 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: freedumb2003

That song was just one of those drilled into my head as a kid while riding in the car with my dad listening to the radio.


17 posted on 12/24/2009 1:48:27 PM PST by cripplecreek (Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
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To: cripplecreek

For me, a similar situation with Petula Clark’s “Downtown”


18 posted on 12/24/2009 1:54:46 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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And don't pee on my head and say it's raining

[Okay. It's sprinkling. Feel better?]

Why, that's not sprinkling - that's Øb0mba-tinkling...
19 posted on 12/24/2009 1:57:54 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: cripplecreek

Lynn Andersen couldn’t have done it any better


20 posted on 12/24/2009 2:01:39 PM PST by uncbob
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